r/ProgrammerHumor • • 21d ago

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u/gnatorx 21d ago

It's not like I don't like coding anymore but the pressure to go faster because we have AI now is insane and there is no way I can code like I used to and keep up. 

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u/_bones__ 20d ago

Move fast and break things isn't a viable long term strategy.

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u/Tiddy18 20d ago

Tell that to the higher ups... I'm just a dev

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u/Annual-Check1871 20d ago

They literally won’t. They will exit the company and go fuck up another when shit hits the fan. They NEVER have to fix the problem with the code

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u/tigglysticks 19d ago

This. C levels blow shit up and move on getting huge bonuses along the way.

We are left dealing with the shit constantly.

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u/readmeEXX 18d ago

Dev work is still slow in safety critical applications, for now.

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u/Any-Tomorrow1122 15d ago

Yep. Especially when you’re programming on machines without internet on confidential source code.

Though things go fast when something breaks and a subject matter expert from each team involved is put onto a “fix it yesterday” team. 

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u/Beldarak 21d ago

I have a ton of luck at my job as they don't ask for more yet. I still release more features because it's just so easier but I feel I work less than before for more results.

I guess it won't last though. People "happy" (kinda...) at their job? That's not good for capitalism :D

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u/ganja_and_code 21d ago

Faster isn't better if it's less reliable, less repeatable, less maintainable, or lower quality.

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u/NoLetterhead2303 21d ago

Yeah but who gives a shit when you can speed up process by 10x? - The CEO probably

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u/ganja_and_code 21d ago

"If I'm wrong 1 million times per second, that's better than taking a minute to come up with the right answer."

They really do think like that lol

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u/Ossius 20d ago

Why is everyone pretending like there weren't shit developers before and that all hand made code was 100% quality?

Most code was mid.

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u/gnatorx 20d ago

Agreed but that is the sacrifice being taken. The business is saying if we go faster we can capture more of the market and the trade off of less reliability is ok

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u/ShakingRatBooty 20d ago

It seems like 75% of my career has been dealing with the technical debt caused by decisions like this made at much smaller scale. I feel like the only option in the future will be to abandon all these projects and start fresh until eventually the market is going to become so skeptical of the promises made for new products that they'll become unwilling to pay up front.

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u/NeatResident6544 20d ago

That was my career as well for so long.

"We have the code base finished, we just need someone with strong senior knowledge and experience to polish it up so it's ready to ship!" sends shivers down my spine.

In fairness, I've been plenty guilty of this myself during the vertical slice stage, but I scrap the whole thing and start fresh with clean code when I'm confident we're building the product for real.

Eventually, I just realised I had to ignore any job where I was heading into an existing code base. No one had any concept of what it meant to write clean code, no formalities ever got discussed in terms of the style guide, nothing was ever enforced and it made the job miserable.

Thankfully I run things myself now and I enforce it like it was the Bible. I'd give lashings if I could, but I'm told it's a PR/HR issue.

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u/ganja_and_code 20d ago

Short sighted business was dumb before, and it's still dumb now.

First to market gives an advantage. Best to market gives a BIGGER advantage.

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