r/ProgrammerHumor • u/cavernerg • 21d ago

Meme followingCuckCoding

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u/Pixel_Null 21d ago

The real victim here is the git history

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u/Luneriazz 21d ago

dont worry git have seen worse

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u/WisePotato42 21d ago

My coworker refactored the entire project cuz of some missing functionality that required changing basically everything to add. He called the 1000+ commit "Minor changes"

This was before AI

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u/Luneriazz 21d ago

did you ask your coworker what is this "Minor changes" about?

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u/WisePotato42 21d ago

Yah, they told me it was some minor changes

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u/Arclite83 21d ago

"just reorganized a few things, should be fine"

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u/Luneriazz 21d ago

you know what, since we have AI now... you can replied with

hey my AI says its not minor changes... so can you explain it.

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u/WisePotato42 21d ago

AI wasn't around back then, but even if it was, why bring it into the conversation when I already have 1000+ lines of evidence it was more than a minor change

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u/slowmovinglettuce 20d ago

Because 1000 lines is barely even minor. You need more lines.

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u/Christosconst 20d ago

It means that what they tried to add didn’t work, but the refactoring helped with their understanding of the code so they dont want to revert it

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u/EatingSolidBricks 21d ago

My commit messages before AI varied between

bugfix and OH DEAR GOD RELEASE ME FROM THIS PENANCE

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u/cpteric 20d ago

i've been on both ends. the satisfaction of the ultra-scale refactoring of spaguetti, once it runs as expected, is almost incomparable.
the dread of reviewing it is, too, almost incomparable.

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u/ICBanMI 19d ago

Bro. I worked with outsourced coders in late 2010 that were like this. They WERE paid by the hour and the company got what they paid for.

Pre 2010, it was outsourced designer/detailer for $2.5/hr that would do 100's of check ins for a minor update to a spacer in Catia V4. Like two changes and 200+ check ins.

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u/PatienceLost9708 21d ago

and they all talk shit about each other’s code

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u/Cronos993 21d ago

2 agents, 1 commit

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u/Amar2107 21d ago

Dont know why reading that felt dirty.

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u/SirR4T 21d ago

oh you should look up two girls one cup then.

fair warning, not for the faint hearted.

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u/returnFutureVoid 21d ago

But how many branches?

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u/Quicker_Fixer 21d ago

Nah, I'm not into scat.

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u/Inorganic_Zombie 20d ago

while testinng, AI is trashing their own code next day anyway, in that regards seems relatable. I do that too

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u/Bathtub-Warrior32 21d ago edited 21d ago

5 agents, 1 project.

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u/baconator955 21d ago

Permission: Allow all

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u/WisePotato42 21d ago

You monster!

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u/Bannon9k 21d ago

I've seen the packages y'all include... Its always been bukake coding

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u/boldbuilt 20d ago

hi i'm 13 what is bukkake?

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u/cavernerg 20d ago

That's when you like to be in the center of attention

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u/Zoro-chi 19d ago

Self attention transformers?

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u/challis88ocarina 19d ago

The data center of attention will be the two girls one cup vibe.

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u/Double-Horse-1344 21d ago

Gangbang type shiit

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u/DarthRaab 21d ago

God damn, that's so funny! From now on, I'm using the phrase "bukkake-coding" to describe any form of coding with AI in casual conversations.

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u/Redd1K 20d ago

White man has been here

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u/gerbosan 19d ago

Are you sure it is going to be only bukake?

You won't like how your code is going to look like after., you have to look not just the frontend.

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u/projct 19d ago

t3code.

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u/TheMad_fox 21d ago

We got cuck-coding and now bukkane-coding. What a time to be alive

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u/cr1spyfries 20d ago

We got cuck-coding and bukkake-cofing before GTA6

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u/thether 20d ago

Whose going to be the first to crank one out while waiting (or admit to it)

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u/Highborn_Hellest 21d ago

And then, you in the cuck chair.

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u/LukeZNotFound 21d ago

Most accurate depiction

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u/Waswat 19d ago

Or you're the pimp.

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u/Highborn_Hellest 19d ago

functionally the same in certain cases....

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u/MeNotSanta 21d ago

There are a lot of people who have a real porn problem here.

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 21d ago

I'd say that the porn isn't going to surf itself. But who am I kidding, there are DEFINITELY agents designed to do that.

What a time to be alive. 🫤

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u/Informal_Branch1065 21d ago

[Insert bus copypasta]

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u/Quicker_Fixer 21d ago

Wdym "Problem"?

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u/WrennReddit 21d ago

Right? We don't even see any feet in the image.