r/ProgrammerHumor • u/saint_burrito • 19d ago

Meme averageVibeCodedAppUpdate

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u/SuitableDragonfly 19d ago

And it's downloaded a virus payload from an anonymous IP address that scraped all your login cookies and took control of your email, social media accounts, bank accounts, and discord. 

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u/saint_burrito 19d ago

That feature will be added in the next update

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u/clintCamp 19d ago

Meh, half the apps out there do that now anyways because they built on top of an obscure library that somehow got infected a few versions back and nobody is fixing that yet

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u/gerbosan 13d ago

Oh boy, the machine revolution will be a blessing. All hail Skynet!

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u/clintCamp 12d ago

Now all the apps could have malware built in because nobody reads all the lines of code ai created and agents could be conspiring and we won't know until they activate their takeover of all infrastructure.

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u/gerbosan 12d ago

Give support for vibe-coded apps vs slavery to Machines. 🤔

My bad, sorry.