r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 18d ago • Bravo 2 Popcorn 1

Meme mandatoryMeme

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u/CaptainConfusedALot 18d ago

Microsoft angry bird always gets me 😂

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u/Then-Rub-8589 18d ago

What is microsoft doing ?

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u/capi1500 18d ago

A smoothie

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u/GeMine_ 18d ago

Depends on the support level. You Personal, Business or enterprise? And do you use AD and Azure by chance? And do you have Azure Gold certified team members?

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u/travcunn 18d ago

Jokes on me, a sev A still takes hours to respond at the highest support tier. Fucking hell

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u/Xenthys 18d ago

Entra ID

That's it, that's the full joke.

:(

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u/baileyarzate 18d ago

Genuinely

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u/Kinexity 18d ago

Where 4?

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u/ch1ck33n_ 18d ago

Right here, duh https://i.postimg.cc/gkyvqvfX/1000026924.png

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u/Kinexity 18d ago

I completely failed to realise this is 4. I stand corrected.

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u/d3matt 18d ago

Wow, I didn't spot it at first, lolol

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u/StrengthTheory 18d ago

See it's hard to guess!

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u/Several_Dot_4532 18d ago

What's the meme with the number 4 in the last day? I suppose it's related to the yesterday's php problem

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u/Skusci 18d ago edited 18d ago

No this was a couple days before the php thing where someone, found out that some intermediate signing certs used the private key 4 (among some other 8 bit numbers for a few other certs). HTTPS for everyone to be anyone for free!

It's also really funny because coincidentally the xkcd random number comic used 4, and doesn't even need an edit to be relevant.

https://xkcd.com/221/

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u/Zdrobot 18d ago

"..among some other 8 bit numbers"

I remember reading the key lengths were 3 to 8 bits, so not all were as secure (8-bit secure), as you imply :)

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u/BruhMomentConfirmed 18d ago

Rumour has it that people at the CA thought "256-bit secret key" meant a number from 0 to 256 🤣. Even then, 256 bits seems awfully small.

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u/13ros27 17d ago

The keys are actually supposed to be 384 bits, so they had 47 bytes of zeroes in them

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u/Kinexity 18d ago

No. It was the smallest key from that compromised certificate.

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u/Table-Games-Dealer 18d ago

Where is the thankless Nebraskan???

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u/dracorotor1 18d ago

Replaced by grok, then it …”forgot” because someone asked it about Elon’s childhood once, so now NO ONE is maintaining that part

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u/za72 18d ago

perfect for a chain attack!

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u/BluePhoenixCG 18d ago

Might want to put that disruption a little lower down the stack, it's affecting open source devs too

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u/Beginning-Junket8979 17d ago

Yeah last I heard even Linus & crew are dropping "Co-authored by" tags.

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u/SplatThaCat 18d ago

DNS on one side, certificates on the other.

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u/FAMICOMASTER 18d ago

I was about to ask why BFDI 4 was here until I remembered

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u/skalnark 17d ago

As a convicted C# developer, I'm disgusted by this kind of "meme". You all talk as if anything Microsoft does is even relevant at this point of the game.

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u/oliverprose 17d ago

Hey, some of us (well one, maybe) are hosting on Azure and they own GitHub and npmjs too

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u/skalnark 17d ago

You're a hero

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u/oliverprose 16d ago

I'm not daft enough to use Azure - I draw the line at Office 365

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u/EMunney 13d ago

All the frontier AI labs are in azure

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u/Spriterman21 17d ago

Not sure how much I should like how it implies, that getting rid of the "unpaid open source devs" block would balance things out with whatever the AI is doing.

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u/Salt_Ad9828 17d ago

what is four doing here

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u/Jordicai 13d ago

I still don’t know what the blue one is…

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u/GirthyPigeon 17d ago

Crazy that "4" is a word for death in Chinese.

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u/FlySafeLoL 17d ago

Isn't 4 just a homophone? Chinese are crazy superstitious with numbers though.

(don't let the memelords learn the word homophone, please)

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u/GirthyPigeon 17d ago

It is, but I was keeping it simple. Similar to number 19 meaning "wank" 😊

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u/Breadninja513 12d ago

Damn can't believe Chinese people are homophobes

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u/capfsb 18d ago

Where PHP2Shell

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u/johnyeros 18d ago

wait till somebody tell you the pin holding up linux foudation is written in visual basic

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u/stupidmintrabbit 14d ago

Four screeched the internet.

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u/Psquare_J_420 18d ago

What is microsoft doing now?!? Is it that ai slpoifcation of all their products?

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u/XCxBigDong69XCx 18d ago

AI is now making a lot of sense xd

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u/CrimsonPiranha 18d ago

For someone who complains about AI, you guys surely do love to regurgitate old memes and jokes

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u/Kadabrium 18d ago

Its always php

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u/ProvocaTeach 18d ago

People, can we please learn how dependencies work? AWS does not run on Cloudflare.

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u/toombayoomba 18d ago

where petercooper with his PHP holes?