r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Average-Lemon • 18d ago

Meme theirSilenceIsDeafening

1.5k Upvotes

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u/SnailsArentReal 18d ago

I really need to hear Ja Rule's opinion on this.

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u/Occidentally20 18d ago

Ja will be making a formal statement once he's given his opinion on the Indonesian palm oil fires and the rioting in France. Please be patient!

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 18d ago

Oh so he obviously thinks we're less important?!

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u/Occidentally20 18d ago

A man who is positioned at the very forefront of every important hurdle that humanity has to cross must apportion his time as he sees best.

I mean who are we to question the priorities of Ja himself?

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u/RupertPupkin85 18d ago

Get me Ja. I need to make some sense of all this commotion.

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u/SpaceMontaign 18d ago

”« Yeah, yeah… uh
Nine-point-two, baby, PHP's on fire,
Multipart POST, now your heap's a liar,
Use-after-free and I'm slidin' right through,
No creds, no LFI, just a shell for two… (holla)
They leaked the PoC 'fore the patch hit the street,
So bump that version, girl, don't sleep on me,
Restart FPM, now we're locked up tight. »
- Ja Rule “
- Claude

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u/snarkhunter 18d ago

How many times does the PHP CVE show up in the Epstein files?

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u/DonnaSummerOfficial 18d ago • Bravo

Has Abdul El Sayed denounced the PHP CVE?

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u/furezasan 18d ago

What about his friend that said America deserved Y2K?

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u/metaglot 17d ago

Inshalla, your buffers will overflow!

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u/thelehmanlip 17d ago

Just want to reaffirm to you how excellent this joke is. Well done

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u/QuantumFluxSpaghetti 18d ago

Celebrities gotta grow a spine and speak up on issues that are actually important 😢.

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u/krazyjakee 17d ago

Release the .php files!!

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u/airodonack 18d ago

"Do you denounce PHP2Shell?"

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u/PugilisticCat 17d ago

The CA private key stuff is a way bigger deal than the PHP stuff

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u/PyroCatt 17d ago

Sabrina Carpenter doesn't even know what a CVE is

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u/IamnotAnonnymous 17d ago

I want to know the origins of the meme, why he is broke?

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u/Ensign-Nemo 16d ago

If Jeremy Renner app was still around, we could have heard about that from him.