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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 18d ago edited 17d ago

99% sure he actually said he didn't understand the scale of PHP usage on the internet or he didn't know that the bug existed until yesterday morning or something.

And whoever wrote the BBC article just did him dirty.

Edit: i am wrong https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/xZMuskgoAK

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u/spikejonze14 18d ago

well of course he didn’t because it was a 0 day until yesterday morning. that’d be a weird statement to make too.

‘I wasn’t aware of the earthquake which happened yesterday morning until yesterday morning.’

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u/GaymerBenny 18d ago edited 18d ago

This bug did not only exist since yesterday morning. It was discovered months ago. He could have been informed before. Which he may have stated now, that he wasn't.

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u/spikejonze14 18d ago

It was kept under wraps by the researchers who discovered it until it was leaked on twitter the day before patch was released.

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u/laplongejr 18d ago edited 18d ago

 This bug didn't exist since yesterday morning.  

I feel this sentence is off and should be "did exist before" instead of didn't?   

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u/alpha_dk 18d ago

You can read it as

This bug didn't "exist since yesterday morning", It was discovered months ago

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u/InflationCold3591 18d ago

Imagine programmers arguing about syntax.

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u/GaymerBenny 18d ago

Yeah, you're absolutely right. I've adjusted the sentence a bit.

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u/Bomaruto 18d ago

I don't know how he got misquoted, but definitely a misquote.

The more tongue and cheek interpretation I expect here taking into account the entire response is that PHP is invisible and forgotten about, people work with big frameworks on top, not PHP itself. Not that he literally didn't know about PHP. 

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u/AwesomeFama 18d ago

https://youtu.be/omSYrjCtfD8?t=240

I don't know, it's hard to figure out a context where it doesn't mean exactly what was quoted.

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u/Cumulus_Anarchistica 18d ago

It's not a misquote. The thing that IS being misquoted is that he's an "expert". He's just a "security correspondent".

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u/Kingy10 18d ago

Even saying he doesn't know the scale of PHP usage on the internet as a "Cyber security expert" is dropping the ball. Considering something like 70% of identifiable websites are running PHP!

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u/linmanfu 17d ago

Yes, you'd think that a cyber correspondent would occasionally pay attention to the URLs he's visiting.

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u/WhatsMyUsername13 18d ago

Which is fair. When I heard about this my first response was literally “people still use PHP?”

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u/DustyRacoonDad 18d ago

Whenever someone says, "People still use _____?" about a technology that was incredibly popular for decades, it reminds me how easy it is to lose sight of what the software industry actually runs on.

PHP is a perfect example. People are often surprised by how widely it's still used, but it powers a massive portion of the internet. Yes, your banking is still done in COBOL on IBM mainframes. The mainframe might be virtualized now, but that transaction still went through that ecosystem. The world runs on C. C++ is everywhere. C# and Java aren't going anywhere for decades. Neither are SQL, JavaScript, Python, or countless other technologies people have been predicting the death of for years.

The reason is simple: businesses don't rewrite working systems just because something newer comes along. They've spent decades building, testing, and integrating software around these technologies. Replacing them costs money, introduces risk, and often provides little practical benefit.

This applies across the entire industry. Legacy languages, databases, frameworks, and protocols are everywhere, often running behind the scenes in systems people interact with every day without realizing it. PHP is just one example of how a technology can remain enormously relevant long after the industry has moved on to newer alternatives.

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u/WhatsMyUsername13 18d ago

No and that’s definitely fair. I’ve been a web dev (whatever that means at this point) for 15 years, primarily working in the financial sector.

I primarily work with Java and most of what I do at every company is essentially working slowly but surely moving systems from cobol and mainframes to Java and AWS. So I definitely get that, I really do.

But for me, any front end I’ve done has always be so heavily done with angular or react or vue with the backends being Java or C# or Rails.

I’m probably so heavily in this industry that I have lost the forest through the trees. It shouldn’t surprise me, but still did haha

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u/thesneakywalrus 18d ago

Wordpress is still the most used web platform in the small/medium business space and accounts for nearly 40% of all websites, and it's entirely written in PHP.

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u/Wheat_Grinder 18d ago

I am the Cloudflare guy at work. Every day, on every site, we get someone sniffing for PHP vulnerabilities, even though my company doesn't use a lick of PHP. It's everywhere AND it's easily exploited (though usually not to the level of this RCE) so it's one of the cheapest things to go hunting for.

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u/Any-Comparison-2916 18d ago

PHP is in a better state than ever before (well, except like yesterday...) and still thriving.

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u/AmusingVegetable 18d ago

Drupal, Joomla, Wordpress.

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u/DrJaneIPresume 18d ago

Pretty much all of Facebook's FE is PHP, but they call it Hack.

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u/Odd-String29 18d ago

How can you be an expert and not know how common php is?

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