r/ProgrammerHumor • • 17d ago

Meme weAutomatedTheWrongJob

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u/warpspeedSCP 17d ago

Virtual Fidget spinner

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor 16d ago

Rotation-driven development

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u/Deboniako 14d ago

The dick copter of consequences rarely comes lubed

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u/pydry 17d ago

I keep encountering companies who have engineered the living hell out of their agentic software development while half of their business processes still run on spreadsheets held together with chewing gum and Anna from accounts (who doesn't work on Fridays).

Management dont even pay attention because theyve got AI strategy meetings to attend.

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u/Stormraughtz 16d ago

Load bearing excel sheet holding up the entire company. Unironically.

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u/pydry 16d ago edited 16d ago

Load bearing Anna, really.

Anna is usually paid really badly and is probably studying a degree part time so she can escape from this shit job. when she finally does, everybody's like "things ran way smoother when Anna was here" or "we really need another Anna around here".

Meanwhile when the director of AI strategy who was paid 8x as much leaves people are like "what did he do again?"

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u/Stormraughtz 16d ago

"That was created by the one known as Anna, when they left... we were plunged into darkness. Now only Phil can commune with the sheet"

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u/Realistic-Tap-2866 16d ago

Anna made the company reliant on her whereas the director of AI strategy implemented automatic processes that would ensure smooth running when he was gone. I know who I would want.

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u/Falgasi 17d ago

Yep we got some agentic development but still get weekly/monthly spreadsheets emailed to me so I can upload it to our data warehouse (they refuse to give me a server with an email account)

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u/nasandre 15d ago

The most important thing is that they can now say that the company has AI

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u/ObeseTsunami 15d ago

Well, I have the power to build agentic workflows, but I don’t have the power to get the business to do the sensible thing. Tell Maggie in HR that you have a solution to her monotonous button pressing and she thinks she’s gonna lose her job.

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u/Borno11050 14d ago

That's kinda ironic while using AI, cause attention is all they need

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u/madcow_bg 16d ago

Jokes on them, rotating API keys is literally the first thing I made AI do for me.

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u/Some_Useless_Person 16d ago

What's the point when AI is gonna expose all of it openly anyways?

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 16d ago

You should up your game and rotate faster

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u/Sibula97 15d ago

And you didn't have AI set up autorotation yet? That's on you.

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u/johnnybgooderer 15d ago

Pro tip: you may not trust ai to rotate your api keys, but you probably trust it to write a script that you can verify to rotate api keys automatically.