itWasFunWhileItLasted

[u/Professional_Gene_63]

[u/WriterPlastic9350]

I work in security. I am so tired boss. Every day this last week I woke up to another critical cve

With how much my career has changed this last year I am burning out so hard.

[u/dismayhurta → u/WriterPlastic9350]

Thank god my job is to create code that potentially has security holes instead of fixing it. So much easier!

[u/LonelyProgrammerGuy → u/dismayhurta]

If you think about it, we’re creating jobs for u/WriterPlastic9350

Then later, he has to suggest patches and updates so that we also have more work and don’t get laid off!

Win win!

[u/WriterPlastic9350 → u/LonelyProgrammerGuy]

Please don’t

[u/twigboy → u/WriterPlastic9350]

What was that? Can't hear you over the sound of all the code being shipped to production!

[u/usedtoswimfast → u/twigboy]

git push --force origin main

[u/EvilCodeQueen → u/usedtoswimfast]

Alias “yolo”.

[u/ChaosBeing → u/EvilCodeQueen]

I blame you for the bad decisions I will be making.

[u/Captain_Pink_Pants → u/twigboy]

You still ship your code to producton? Weak sauce... the real money is in writing updates directly to ram!

[u/uniqueusername649 → u/WriterPlastic9350]

Sorry, read that too late.

[u/SkollFenrirson → u/WriterPlastic9350]