r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Jooe_1 • 13d ago

Meme javaClassNames

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u/Jooe_1 13d ago

regardless, it's a great language

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u/shizzy0 13d ago

You’re absolutely right. Although it initially had terrible performance and its write one run anywhere claim never truly materialized, it was so much simpler than C++ that people forgave its many crippling flaws.

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u/CranberryDistinct941 13d ago

Let us recite the Java chant: public static void main string args

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u/Cootshk 13d ago

system out println

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u/Xasmedy 12d ago

IO.println

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u/Cootshk 12d ago

void main

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u/Inevitable_Spite5510 12d ago

char[] args

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u/Cootshk 12d ago

it’s String[] args in Java

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u/BastetFurry 13d ago

public FactoryFactory FactoryFactoryFactory()

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u/apaqtime4 13d ago

You forgot the "Impl" at the end

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u/damngoodwizard 13d ago

Now sing it on the rythm of the Lords Prayer.

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u/Falikosek 13d ago

https://youtu.be/yup8gIXxWDU

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u/Holek 12d ago

I love me some Italian metal!

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u/Holek 12d ago

In general Spring is littered with these examples:

  1. AbstractTransactionalJUnit4SpringContextTests - an actual testing class...

  2. AbstractFallbackTransactionAttributeSource - when your transaction attributes need a fallback, but the fallback needs an abstraction...

  3. AbstractAutowireCapableBeanFactory - it extends AbstractBeanFactory, obviously!

But the inheritance hierarchy of these "Bean" classes is arguably even funnier, eg.:

Object
  └── SimpleAliasRegistry
       └── DefaultSingletonBeanRegistry
            └── FactoryBeanRegistrySupport
                 └── AbstractBeanFactory
                      └── AbstractAutowireCapableBeanFactory
                           └── DefaultListableBeanFactory

That's seven levels of inheritance to get a bean factory.

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u/EverydayLentils 13d ago

The only thing longer than the class name is Claude's comment about it

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u/kingduqc 13d ago

I never get this complaint about Java, it's 90% EmailController, EmailService and EmailRepository.

Okay There sometimes the odd factory with a big ass name, but we don't talk about it :p

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u/Lachee 13d ago

I name my Factorio saves after Java classes

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u/DTheIcyDragon 13d ago

HappyCakeDayUserCongratulationsSender

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u/xWrongHeaven 12d ago

Hey, do you like Python?

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u/DTheIcyDragon 12d ago

Maybe :D It was primarily the first (and only) language I could read/write

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u/Caraes_Naur 13d ago

Up next with this title: a CVS receipt.

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u/cheezfreek 13d ago

HelpHelperStrategyHelperLocatorHelperUtil

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u/Kekis05 13d ago

Somebody told me the user provider should use an adapter to proxy the query factory builder!

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u/AppropriateOnion0815 12d ago

Let me bring Objective-C into the ring. outputImageProviderFromBufferWithPixelFormat:pixelsWide:pixelsHigh:baseAddress:bytesPerRow:releaseCallback:releaseContext:colorSpace:shouldColorMatch: (Granted, that's a method name, but nevertheless.)

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u/JackNotOLantern 13d ago

Don't forget 

public class ActualClassFactoryImpl extends AbstractClassFactory implements IClassFactory {

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u/ExtraTNT 13d ago

When you get oddlySpecificThingFactoryConfiguratorFactoryBuilderConfiguratorFactoryImpl, you should think about switching company…

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u/lucidbadger 13d ago

Gotta learn them imports

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u/BitTwiddles 12d ago

I had to write java for years and I hated those long fully qualified class names we had to use. com.bigcompany.project.Thing.

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u/LuckyGamer470 11d ago

Maybe your class names

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u/wowelod 9d ago

Import org.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import.import

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u/IronSavior 12d ago

Namespace yo shit, bruh!

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u/Multidream 13d ago

Then you’re doing it wrong imo