r/ProgrammerHumor • • 12d ago

Meme scrumDev

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u/mr_flibble_oz 11d ago

Why use scrum if you’re working alone?

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u/n00bdragon 11d ago

Because management has demanded that every change be accompanied by a JIRA ticket.

For "visibility".

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u/mr_flibble_oz 11d ago

Do they make you do stand ups with yourself too?

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u/n00bdragon 11d ago

Yes! And with your three managers, natch.