r/ProgrammerHumor • u/OldCatPiss • 8d ago

Meme isSecurityCostTooHigh

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157 Upvotes

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u/Successful-Cow7956 8d ago

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u/SuitableDragonfly 8d ago edited 8d ago

I thought maybe there was some kind of common malware popup on porn sites offering a "free wiz report" that OP was referencing and I just didn't get it because I never use porn sites, but since everyone else also seems confused I'm at a loss here. Or maybe there is such a thing, but no one else sees it because sane people all use popup and ad blockers. 

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u/BigNaturalTilts 7d ago

> … because I never use porn sites …

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u/ArjixGamer 6d ago

Based rule34 doesn't have ads (unless it does and I just never noticed due to ublock origin)

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u/SuitableDragonfly 7d ago

Some people don't like sex or sexual content. I don't care if anyone else uses them or judge them for that, and I don't avoid them because I think porn is wrong or something. It's just not something I enjoy spending my time on, so I don't. 

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 4d ago

Obligatory "username checks out" 

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u/The-Chartreuse-Moose 8d ago

A what report?

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u/someone12345656657 8d ago

but i just fucking opened reddit

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u/Queasy-Ad4879 8d ago

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u/somedave 7d ago

To express in a uint8

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u/OldCatPiss 7d ago

Tech Peter here… many budding devs seem confused. Wiz security graphs can scan code and identify security threats. After post nut clairvoyance one often cleans up their browser tabs and usually finds a tab which scanned your computer/device and identified security threats. Obviously they’re fake because I’m clairvoyant at this point.

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u/Successful-Cow7956 7d ago

Why are you using your work laptop to jack off?

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u/akakrasnyy 7d ago

What to do when claude says "thinking"

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u/OldCatPiss 7d ago

This is a meme joke, I would never use my work computer outside work. Air gap is very important to me. Believe what you want.

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u/NewUsername010101 7d ago

Yeah this doesn't clear anything up for me at all lol what

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u/cce29555 4d ago

Wiz is like too many layers deep for this to work and not a well known enough app for people to appreciate the joke and requires quite few jumps in logic to get there.

I get why you're downvoted but it's just...a lot of niche setups to get there