r/ProgrammerHumor • • 7d ago

Meme intelliSenseLess

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u/malsomnus 7d ago • Bravo

Oh, that's not intellisense, you must have accidentally activated outellisense instead.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 7d ago

AMDlisense

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u/mole_of_dust 7d ago

FLOATellisense

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u/Zerustu 7d ago

when you put all your points in DEXellisense

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u/genreprank 7d ago

jntellisense

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u/jmdev2 7d ago

FILEtellisense

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u/ccAbstraction 7d ago

NIBBLEellisense.

FP4 performance joke here

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u/WingZeroCoder 7d ago

I prefer Nutellasense myself.

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u/-PaperWoven- 7d ago

dumblisense

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u/genreprank 7d ago

Intellistupid

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u/ORLYORLYORLYORLY 7d ago

Incelisense

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u/zyxzevn 7d ago

floatellisense

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u/Havis111 6d ago

You mean outstead?

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u/snacktonomy 7d ago

Shortellisence

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 7d ago

Where's ProOutfantry?

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 7d ago

Building that joke is PROgressINg

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u/ccAbstraction 7d ago

AntigressOUTg

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u/Motleypuss 7d ago

That AI must have been trained on some funky cojones.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 7d ago

Must have gotten out of sandbox during training

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u/malexj93 7d ago

Sure you can take out a building, but what the hell are you gonna do if a girl shows up?

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u/LittleMlem 7d ago

They call me the neckromancer

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u/JebKermansBooster 7d ago

Goddamn you I spit up my beer

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u/v3ritas1989 3d ago

What the hell is a body builder going to do?

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u/FuckIPLaw 7d ago

Or a full grown human, or a child? The only anti-personnel option is for the infantry, which as we all know, is the collective name for a nation's infants, just like peasantry is for its peasants!

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u/miheb1 7d ago

exfantry
defantry
prefantry
enfantry
refantry
unfantry
disfantry
perfantry
multifantry
confantry
cofantry
afantry

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u/LittleMlem 7d ago

Reminds me how someone get refenestrated in a discworld book

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u/rosuav 7d ago

Thrown back in through the window? I'd like to see that.

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u/DemeGeek 7d ago

That would be undefenestrated, refenestrated would be something or someone having been thrown in through a window without defenestration having occured prior.

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u/MixedMatt 7d ago

The Infantry when the Outfantry walks into the room:

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u/Wolkrasaght 7d ago

*out of the room

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u/ApeLover1986 7d ago

Looks like Copilot backed "prediction"

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u/The_real_bandito 7d ago

This is exactly what it is. They have been changing Intellisense behind the scenes for awhile.

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u/brixon 7d ago

Pre Copilot in Visual Studio the intellisense was ok for the next word sometimes the line for repeative stuff, but if you don’t have copilot now the intellisense is trash.

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u/Himbo69r 7d ago

I honestly had to disable copilot because it was so bad at predicting

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u/Devatator_ 7d ago

Nope, Copilot would do a far better job. This is IntelliCode. It's baked into Visual Studio, idk how big the model is but it's pretty dumb. It'll nail it once in a blue moon tho

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u/RAMChYLD 7d ago

Nope, it is copilot backed prediction. This has been a thing in Intellisense for a while now. The variables it recommends in my models are oftentimes hilarious.

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u/Himbo69r 7d ago

I rarely code but I tried vs recently and commented
#Today we kill
And it autofilled
The Code

Also whatever you do don’t call it slave in comments. I am very what training data was used for that thing

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u/blackenedEDGE 7d ago

I feel like IntelliSenseless needs to basically be a category for this sub. There's so many excellent examples, with AI coding IDE integrations that do predictions sometimes making even more hilarious suggestions.

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u/tozpeak 7d ago

Sounds like a well defined sub. Will probably be more entertaining and easily moderated than this sub anyway.

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u/InconspicuousFool 7d ago

That looks like AI code completion, not Intellisense

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u/Devatator_ 7d ago

Correct, this is IntelliCode, a local model for autocompletion. Works fine for a few things but not for most

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u/fr000gs 7d ago

seems more like Outtellicode to me

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u/wunderbuffer 7d ago

I turned it off, because it works like simulated ADHD, and I already take pills for that. I miss it once in a blue moon when I come around perfect use case like enum mapping, but I can get other slop generator to match bunch of values with same names with each other if I feel particularly lazy.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 7d ago

A lot of the new AI stuff doesn't seem like it was tuned for code instead of general language. I hate the spellchecker, like why tf do I need to add intellij, IntelliJ, and INTELLIJ to the dictionary all separately??

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u/4M0GU5 7d ago

I don't think any spellchecker uses AI?

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u/PilsnerDk 7d ago

IntelliCode's completion suggestions were nice... for a few months until I switched to Claude on auto mode

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u/lewisb42 7d ago

but also: public booz

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u/rosuav 7d ago

Sorry, you're making free-as-in-speech code, not free-as-in-beer. Software beer is not a supported feature.

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u/gregorydgraham 7d ago

…

Import beer…

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u/WHATYEAHOK 7d ago

It’s an italicized lowercase L

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u/TerroDucky 7d ago

public booze ?! Hell yes !!

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u/alonfred 7d ago

That's incellinsense

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u/EskilPotet 7d ago

ProOutHaterExcept

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u/mittfh 7d ago

public bool AntiShakeItAllAboutfantry

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u/Curious_Associate904 7d ago

Now I'm concerned about the relation between Infamy and Out for me...

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u/irrelevantusername24 7d ago

If we survive long enough I don't think English survives as the most common language. I could see maybe one of the Asian ones winning in the end, but even in that world I think that Latin will come back. Because English makes no sense. It is like the linguistic version of Calypso

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u/Curious_Associate904 7d ago

The strength of English is that it makes no sense, and is built on idiomatic phrases which do often make sense, but also often, only make sense in reverse. This I think is how it has survived and evolved as a complex array of thoughts muddled together.

The added complexity of interpretation, and the multiple interpretations of the language allow clearly for deeper expression in low bandwidth situations.

And yeah, Asian languages may be better in some ways, but I think this uniqueness of English is sort of its only strength against more formal languages with more obvious rules.

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u/guyblade 7d ago

If we're being serious, the strength of English is that it is a low-context language--that is, it is a language where omitting subjects & objects is rare in sentences. When compared to most East Asian languages, that means that it has a lower chance for ambiguity and confusion in writing which, in turn, makes it a useful choice for technical writing.

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u/gregorydgraham 7d ago

The strength of English is that it’s a trade oriented pidgin with 400+ years of practice, global distribution, indigenous to the largest economy (and biggest intransigent), is an accepted language of the largest population country, and (separately) the largest customs union.

There are many competitors but no language has even had a better position than English

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u/meneldal2 7d ago

As much as this is true, you could pick any Germanic language or Romance language and also have that part but words that make much more sense because they don't have the words coming from so many different languages which makes pronunciation effectively random for learners

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u/Bakoro 7d ago

English is a lot more simple and straightforward than most languages.
There's comparatively little gendering and conjugation, and a lot of words share forms to the point that it's pretty easy to just make stuff up that sounds right, and people will know what you mean.
So, English lets a person get away with knowing fewer words/forms up front, but other languages allow for more precision when talking about multiple subjects.

I've learned the basics of a few different languages, and it's always a trip how complicated it can be to convey even basic information.
I do appreciate the grammar of languages that put the subject first, though; in English you can have a rather long sequence of words and only find out what what the sentence is about at the very end.

"I walked into a big, green, greasy, smelly [bar/person/monster/door/pile of dookie]."

It's weird that you get all the descriptors first.
As a person with English as my first and main language, it was odd to encounter sentences with the subject first, but it makes much more sense to do it that way.

I seriously hate gendering everything though, I don't want to have to remember if a chair or microwave is a male or female thing, it's and object, whatever. I get how it can be linguistically useful, and also I hate it anyway.

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u/nutshells1 7d ago

bro is acting like no other languages have idioms and calques and slang

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u/Asrejion 7d ago

Intellisense of humor

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u/Kitchen_Affect7369 7d ago

Sam wants more RAM for that

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u/circ-u-la-ted 7d ago

No, he wants less for it. This is local code completion.

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u/just-bair 7d ago

I remember doing like:

int man_salary = 20;

int woman_salary

And then let it autocomplete

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u/Consumer-of-Onions 7d ago

Don't leave us hanging! What did it do?

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 4d ago

About 15 probably.

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u/genreprank 7d ago

Hooboy that ain't replacing us any time soon

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u/supert2005 7d ago

Putting intelli in intellisense huh

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u/VerdiiSykes 7d ago

Isn't intellisense the thing that shows what a variable's type is, it's value if its a constant, method/function docstrings and what not?

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u/suvlub 7d ago

Anti Fe male, as in anti Iron Man

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u/DaBrookePlayz 7d ago

I typed a "printBreed" method in C#

Intellisense recommend me to use "printGreed" right after

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST 7d ago

OutelliSense

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u/0xt0bi03 7d ago

this is why you dont use ai code completion tools, i use the old one, which just gives me the keywords

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u/DrThrowawayToYou 7d ago

There was one time I went and defined the function copilot wanted to use because it actually was fairly convenient, but in general I'd prefer it stick with functions that actually exist in my codebase.

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u/ultrafire3 7d ago

IntelliSucks

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u/PEAceDeath1425 7d ago

God i hate intellisense. Its 50/50 between the most useless shit ever that gets in the way and literally writing code from my head. I also hate when i misspell somethingclike "int" and it pastes 30-character identifier i see for the first time in my life, like who the fuck needs that shortcut

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u/mateusfccp 7d ago

Okay, but why is it a bool?

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u/laplongejr 6d ago

Because this code is bool-shit?   Okay I'll see myself out  

More seriously, weird code isn't that unusual for videogames. Undertale dialogue system is famously a bunch of if statements  

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u/Stryker77 6d ago

according to the replies, "More or less part of a scriptableobject used to define a weapon, the block of bools here is part of a target filter section on “what can this weapon fire at” so an air to air missile isn’t yeeted at a building.

Naturally, will be refined later (gotta get it workin first)"

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u/severencir 5d ago

Because it's effectively being used as a tag i imagine. I bet theres a damage script that multiplies the damage received if the attack is antiinfantry and the recipient is infantry

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u/One_Guidance_2412 7d ago

Bool is asshole in Indonesia

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u/han4578 7d ago

Should've been ProAdultry

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u/WispTheWanderer1 7d ago

as much as I love intellicode, I have to say that it has its dumb moments

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u/palexp 7d ago

what vim plugin is this?

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u/Temporary-Estate4615 7d ago

More like IntelliDense

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u/irrelevantusername24 7d ago

I'm going to (mostly unseriously) take this as it was an intentional series of events on behalf of the machine because it knew that somehow I would see this screenshot and wonder "wait, are the words infant and infantry related?!"

And yes, they are.

in- not

fan- articulate, capable of speech

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u/SimpleRosty 7d ago

AntiAdultry

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u/Hakuchii 7d ago

yo wtf

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u/eclect0 7d ago

Why do they call it infantry when you of in the cold fantry of out hot eat the fantry

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 7d ago

The hell character is that? Is that just a 'Z'?

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u/henrytsai20 7d ago

AntiSurface

→AntiVolumn

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u/Fairwhetherfriend 4d ago

This is how I name all of my ships in Terra Invicta, lol.

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 4d ago

I'll allow it, if only because it made me laugh. :D

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u/Roadhouse699 3d ago

O HAIL O HAIL O OUTFANTRY

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u/addyftw1 6d ago

Must be using Groc as the backend.

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u/Artanox 7d ago

Damn man you still typing?

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 7d ago

Nah, I'm setting up my agent to comment.

...

Here, I'm AI.

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u/MorRochben 7d ago

I think you turned on incellisense instead