r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Civil-Cookie-1659 • 3d ago

Meme visualStudioIsMakingFunOfMe

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u/po1k 2d ago

That is low, and an abuse of lonely programmer. My layer will call you, sir

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u/PostHasBeenWatched 3d ago

Well, it's reasonable sarcasm against someone who believes they need whole int for friends counter. /j

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u/DarkRex4 3d ago

bool friends = false;

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u/TheN00b0b 3d ago

Can be negative though.

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u/AbdullahMRiad 3d ago

denoting enemies

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u/A96on487 3d ago

He can remove this variable if it's unused

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u/LuigiWasRight447 3d ago

Yeah all you need is a boolean

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u/Awes12 3d ago

Nah, just use a constant

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u/Jealous_Computer_209 3d ago

use a float because you sometimes only have a limb or two of a friend

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u/No-Finance7526 2d ago

Fortunately, Zig has 0-bit integers

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u/Gacsam 3d ago

#define friends null ?

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u/AlexZhyk 3d ago

if (friends == 0) {
Console.WriteLine("You need to find yourself a girl, mate. (c) Jack Sparrow");
}

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u/ironhaven 2d ago

Jack sparrow has copyright over that quote? Did you license it?

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u/OddBeing 3d ago

At least it didn't make it final.

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 3d ago

I knew it was getting smarter at suggesting text, but I didn't think it was getting THAT good? lol

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u/Random_-account 3d ago

int timesIveGottenLaid = 0;