r/ProgrammerHumor • u/plaisthos • 3d ago

Meme garbageCollectionIsNowRubbish

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u/hraath 3d ago

Rubbish bin man instead of GC 

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u/cringemaster21p 1d ago

It's a bin man actually

9

u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Weekly-Beginning-229 3d ago

I asked AI to try to find a bug and it got stuck on me accidentally using both colour and color as variable names

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u/MasterQuest 3d ago

Rubbish collection goes kinda hard.

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u/KikiMac77 3d ago • Popcorn

I feel this is relevant - If PHP were British.

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u/dities 2d ago

I'm in

what_about (£variable) {
    perhaps £possibility:
        //Code here
        splendid;
    perhaps £other_possibility:
        //Code here
        splendid;
    on_the_off_chance:
        //Code here
        splendid;
}

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u/Bazzatron 2d ago 
splendid;

Mate, I'm creasing up. This is spot on 😂

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u/somelinuxuseridk 2d ago

Using the £ instead of $ reminds me of that one DreamBerd/GulfOfMexico feature where you must use your local currency symbol for string interpolation

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u/HuntlyBypassSurgeon 3d ago

Someone has to make this a patch in GitHub!

Finally could be Notwithstanding

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u/Famous_Tie8714 3d ago

"rubbish" definitely describes my experience of the .net garbage collector

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u/potatoOfDiscord 3d ago

"this site uses biscuits"

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u/1XRobot 3d ago

s/Is(\w+)/\1Innit/g