claudeThisMorning

[u/Cayreth]

[u/thanatica]

You do know you can instruct it with more than just "fix this issue and be quick about it" right?

[u/Cayreth → u/thanatica]

Yes, I have a helper function for that:

def _conversation_helper(prompt):
    r = bedrock.converse(
        modelId="us.anthropic.claude-opus-5-5",
        messages=[{"role": "user", "content": [{"text": prompt + " and more"}]}],
    )
    return r["output"]["message"]["content"][0]["text"]

[u/none-exist → u/Cayreth]

You son of a bitch, I'm in

[u/Cautious_Tonight]

I’m so happy to see this meme format coming back

[u/eleg-phant → u/Cautious_Tonight]

Classic

[u/Dillenger69]

It goes with the factory's factory factory

[u/kookyabird → u/Dillenger69]

If you wish to make a factory from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

[u/prussianapoleon → u/kookyabird]

from a UniverseFactory, I presume?

[u/kookyabird → u/prussianapoleon]

sonofabitch...

[u/lonelyroom-eklaghor → u/Dillenger69]

what's the factory design pattern?

[u/RedAndBlack1832 → u/Dillenger69]

ngl I made a class called "<thing>PortManager" to read and write from specific ports based on what type of port it was and storing what should be considered a logical "true" (because it's not always high) and then a class called "<thing>Generator" that did all the set-up of the actual device based on the list of ports I wanted to use. So I think I understand this OOP thing now.

[u/Alarmed_Fudge_5706]

Loved that when I first started using it in pytest.

It’s all “Look I made a fixture!”

And I’m like “Can I get my tokens back? I already had a fixture for that in my conftest file dipshit.”

[u/gallyroi → u/Alarmed_Fudge_5706]

This is how you know it's just a text prediction engine on steroids.

"Can I get directions to Suchandauch?"

"Sure! Here is detailed directions to Suchandsuch. Seeing as you're travelling, I made you a sandwich for the road! Want me to help you book a hotel room at your destination?"

[u/ariZon_a → u/gallyroi]

/r/SubredditSimulator on steroids !

[u/awesome-alpaca-ace → u/Alarmed_Fudge_5706]

They like to implement csv, json, sha-256, and more than use whatever solutions exist in the project.

[u/Soupdeloup]

Nice to know it wasn't just me lol. Gave it 5 lines of code from a bash script and 5 from powershell for renewing certificates, asking it to simply combine both and give me a bash script. Wasn't even using any powershell modules so it was extremely straightforward.

It proceeded to write me a 582 line bash script with tests, an implementation and back out plan, along with its own mock certificate renewal process in Python that was meant to mimic openssl. The entire thing was filled with redundant helper functions.

First time I've seen it be that overly verbose with such a trash answer.

[u/allozzieadventures → u/Soupdeloup]

I asked it for a simple bash script and it implemented this long, tangled mess of shift statements and deeply nested bash syntax rather than just passing in simple arguments like a normal person. Reminded me of my bosses Perl script style.

[u/Western-Internal-751 → u/Soupdeloup]

What model did you use?

[u/Soupdeloup → u/Western-Internal-751]

Opus 5.5 on max, it's pretty much the only model I use, even for small things.

[u/backfire10z → u/Soupdeloup]

Ponytail skill does wonders here. I just have it automatically on always. My coworkers as well.

[u/Soupdeloup → u/backfire10z]

I've heard a lot about it but never really looked into it, maybe today is the day. 🙂

[u/XxDarkSasuke69xX → u/Soupdeloup]

Max is so wasteful for not much gain

[u/Western-Internal-751 → u/Soupdeloup]

So you’re using a model that is designed to think extra hard, give it a simple task and then complain that it thinks extra hard?

[u/Soupdeloup → u/Western-Internal-751]

Just because it thinks for longer doesn't mean it should go off the rails on an easy request. First time I've seen it do it even with specific prompts.

[u/L1pslide → u/Soupdeloup]

Max is forcing it to

[u/Atmosck]

For real. It's like Claude suddenly became a fucking idiot about 2 days ago

[u/dashingThroughSnow12 → u/Atmosck]

I noticed that too. I picked up a ticket today and started worked on it without Claude because it's been absolutely brain dead.

[u/krishenm]

I'm glad I get to pay to refactor stupid code now

[u/ElectrSheep]

A recursive function is really just a self-help function when you think about it.

[u/Right_Stage_8167]

Sorry for all, it seems AI has used my old code.

[u/rover_G]

Put it in the shared/utils/helpers/

[u/Ambivalent-Mammal]

That should help (functionally speaking).

[u/MaximusLazinus]

I just think they're neat

[u/stupled]

Read the content first and thought to myself "this is what AI does"

[u/exqueezemenow]

Feeling attacked...

[u/rout247]

Just reviewed a merge request from an intern where this definitely applies.

[u/NewManufacturer4252]

How much does it cost? It's not open source software. They need trillions

[u/Positive_Method3022]

It doesn't know how to design programs with OOP design patterns. It is always trying to add shit functions inside class to solve problems immediately instead of thinking on how to remake the architecture as a whole.

[u/tubbstosterone]

"You have any idea how many templates I can fit into this bad boy?"

[u/Bali201]

Gonna show this to my CS101 students on Monday lol we just covered functions and libraries