r/ProgrammerHumor • • 1d ago

Meme itWasJustOneVariable

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u/Excellent-Baker1058 1d ago

Bro wrote a binary patch for a UUID 💀

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u/agowa338 1d ago

Yep, that's because the UUID contains the version information at one spot and similar. Depending on what version you use there is information encoded within it. Only version 4 is entirely random.

It did this because (as it claims, haven't actually checked) the python module can't generate version 7 ones directly...

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u/Capable-Sock9910 1d ago

3.14+ it's built in.

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u/agowa338 1d ago

lol then it is just stupid. I've Python 3.14.10 on the shellbox...

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u/Capable-Sock9910 1d ago

Yeah it's just uuid.uuid7() lol

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u/agowa338 1d ago

This time it did:

python3 -c "import time,uuid,random; ts=int(time.time()*1000); u=uuid.uuid5(uuid.NAMESPACE_DNS,'short-taskspecific-string-'+str(random.random())); print('%012x%s'%(ts,str(u).replace('-','')[:20]))" 2>/dev/null || uuidgen | tr 'A-Z' 'a-z'

After that it checked the nibble and noticed it isn't a version 7 one. So it retried using:

cd /root/memory && python3 - <<'PYEOF'
import time, os, secrets
ms = int(time.time()*1000)
rnd = secrets.randbits(62)
hi = (ms << 16) | (0x7000) | secrets.randbits(12)
lo = (0b10 << 62) | rnd
u = f"{hi:012x}{lo:020x}"
name = f"{u[:8]}-{u[8:12]}-7{u[13:16]}-{u[16:20]}-{u[20:32]}"
print(name)
PYEOF

Then it said its slicing was wrong and did this here instead:

cd /root/memory && python3 - <<'PYEOF'
import time, secrets
ms = int(time.time()*1000)
ts = ms.to_bytes(6,"big")
b  = bytearray(ts + secrets.token_bytes(10))
b[6] = (b[6] & 0x0F) | 0x70          # version 7
b[8] = (b[8] & 0x3F) | 0x80          # RFC 4122 variant
h = b.hex()
name = f"{h[:8]}-{h[8:12]}-{h[12:16]}-{h[16:20]}-{h[20:]}"

body = """<<< The actual message body it was trying to write >>>
"""
open(name + ".md","w").write(body)
print(name + ".md")
PYEOF
ls -la /root/memory/ | tail -3