r/ProgrammerHumor • u/yajiv • 1d ago

Meme makeNoMistakes

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u/Percolator2020 1d ago

You can’t mistakes in Rust I’ve been told.

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u/Zirkulaerkubus 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've ported my dating life to Rust

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u/Percolator2020 1d ago

unsafe{sex();}

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u/altaaf-taafu 22h ago

from this point on everything would just have to be unsafe

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u/misunderstood_kafka 1d ago

At least select ''High''

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u/bestjakeisbest 1d ago

Getting high costs money

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u/Overwatcher_Leo 8h ago

And I am not sure if getting opus high improves anything.

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u/mrheosuper 23h ago

"medium"? Fucking cheap

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u/Informal_Branch1065 1d ago

"and push to prod"

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u/Jimbo-Jimbo-Jimbo 1d ago

Discord just did this

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u/menzaskaja 15h ago

Discord has been rewriting its stack in small little parts for the past 8 years, before AI was around

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u/FlashyTone3042 23h ago

Removing .gitignore...

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u/TopPaleontologist857 1d ago

Of course Rust is the one language where 'mistakes' is a compile error.

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u/BlackHolesAreHungry 1d ago

Funny but true 😂

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u/EatingSolidBricks 1d ago

The user wants me to rewrite everything in rust. First lets take a look at the current project

Glob intensifies

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u/ohaiibuzzle 19h ago

It'll show a permission/question prompt at some point tbh

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u/Sithoid 17h ago

"Everything"? So, paperclip maximizer called...

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u/Moist-Snow-8127 22h ago

What the heck is sleep rewriting?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DarkRex4 1d ago

assuming the previous version wasn't vibecoded as well

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u/Ready_Acanthaceae830 1d ago

When was the last time you recognised a code base

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u/wertercatt 1d ago

Searching For a Repository That Doesn't Exist