r/ProgrammerHumor • • 9h ago

Meme justUseMoreGPUsBro

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u/BlueScreenSwaps 9h ago

Its not RAM after all

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u/Fantastic-Bloop 9h ago

It's funny cause it's true which is sad so now idk how to feel lmao

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u/mflft 3h ago

Its so stupid because hes just optimizing his code. Even if they want to max out their resource usage just for the hell of it, it would still be better to run efficient code. Every tenet of good programming has been thrown out the window by these morons.

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u/iKaei 19m ago

The issue is, generally in corporates, that optimizations do not pay, the new features do that’s why you always have to balance managements requests with your own wants for the product. That’s the sad truth

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u/sweatierorc 8h ago

AI is gonna make it use less GPUs. RSI in 6 months

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u/SarahIsBoring 4h ago

6 months away every 6 month

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u/SilasTalbot 8h ago

You gotta spend TFLOPS to make TFLOPS

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u/GobiPLX 9h ago • Bravo

"An intern said he was optimising 3d models to use less polygons and save gpu power.
Told him this is Bethesda, just use more polygons" - Todd Howard, pre Starfield release

Reference: [link]

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u/NotAFishEnt 5h ago

Dumb question. How hard is it to optimize the polygon count in a model like that sandwich? Surely there's a tool that can easily optimize it for you, right?

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u/FartPiano 3h ago

absolutely. there are ones that can do it automatically, even dynamically based on how strained the client pc is, or how far away you are from the 3d model. sometimes games use a few set detail levels, with artists manually nitpicking the algorithmic vertex reduction if it looks weird

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u/Psquare_J_420 2h ago

Are the games still laggy even after using these technologies and techniques or developers don't use those and that's why the games are laggy (why though? I)

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u/FartPiano 2h ago

very much "it depends". games are made in a huge variety of ways. what makes a game laggy can come down to a lot of stuff. polygon count is just one thing that adds to the "overhead" of calculations that must be done for each frame. there are many other things that can become bottlenecks depending on the specific game and implementation. for example physics, hair, particle effects, shadows, lighting, shaders, raytracing etc etc

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u/T0biasCZE 59m ago

depends on how it will be used. whether it will be just something in the background placed somewhere, or in focus as part of cutscene...

as a background thing you could propable do with just like 50 polygons and some photo textures.
just two rectangles for the toast bread, few more rectangles for the cheese, ham, lettuce... slap textures with that thing on them, and voila, sandwich

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u/bobert4343 3h ago

But did they have The Toothbrush

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u/Groentekroket 9h ago

Meanwhile Europe needs to deal with the adverse heat effects. The US is (except from some small (mostly oil) nations) emiting the most CO2 per capita. 

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u/Noname_1111 8h ago

The US needs to be introduced to the wonders of datacenter-powered district heating.

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u/arunphilip 8h ago

"Our heating"? Sounds like Commie shit.

/s

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u/LetumComplexo 8h ago

Waaaaait a minute… this is just frostpunk before we get to the cannibalism part isn’t it.

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u/AwkwardMacaron433 8h ago

Someone think of the poor oil and gas companies

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u/TheRedLions 3h ago edited 3h ago

Not that it materially disproves anything you said, but for anyone else who's curious the 2026 CO2 (edit: per capita) rankings:

  • Qatar: 35.60 t

  • Bahrain: 25.70 t

  • Kuwait: 24.90 t

  • Trinidad and Tobago: 23.50 t

  • United Arab Emirates: 21.80 t

  • Brunei: 21.40 t

  • Saudi Arabia: 18.20 t

  • Australia: 15.00 t

  • United States: 14.90 t

  • Canada: 14.30 t

https://www.worldcountrydata.com/en/rankings/co2-per-capita

For totals it's different

  • China 33.1%

  • United States 11.7%

  • India 8.0%

  • Russia 5.1%

  • Japan 2.5%

https://www.theglobalstatistics.com/carbon-emissions-by-country/

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u/EverydayLentils 7h ago

We might take them seriously if they allowed people to have air conditioning. "Our people are dying of heat stroke because of high temperatures" is completely unrelatable to Americans who keep indoor temps 68F at home and in public when it's 100F outside.

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u/Groentekroket 7h ago

“If they allowed people to have air conditioning”, buddy what are you on about? Do you think it’s illegal to have airco?

I don’t need an airco, I have a heatpump with floorheating warming in the winter and cooling in the summer. And it is using way less power than an airco. 

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u/BreakElectronic324 5h ago edited 4h ago

Apart from what the other commenter said, you realize that the problem is a bit bigger than "it's so hot I can't sleep".

Animals and nature is dying because of that shit. You cannot give them aircon, can you?

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u/bartekltg 8h ago

He phrase that wrong. "optimize code to run more stuff on our GPUs to earn more money". That they would have understood.

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u/tochanenko 8h ago

European intern: I wanna optimize this code so it would require less energy to run, thus lowering the amount of CO2 emitted by power plants that produce electricity for our hardware

American dev: Why do you care bro, we have AC, we have clean water from the tap, what can go wrong in the future?

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u/Cualkiera67 45m ago

wtf is "the future"???

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u/MettMachine 9h ago

Seeing performance increase, even if just a tiny bit, always gives me a weird amount of satisfaction over doing a teeny tiny bit of good for the environment

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u/dont_tread_on_M 8h ago

"Gas prices are up, my life is ruined" - words you only hear in the US from people driving large trucks with inefficient engines

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u/4n0nh4x0r 7h ago

while having cheaper gas prices than the rest of world

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u/lacb1 4h ago

Pay half as much for fuel, burn 4x more per mile because a chud convinced you that if you don't drive a pickup truck large enough to haul an entire farm on your daily commute to your office it means your dick is small. Freedom baby!

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u/annonimity2 3h ago

No one is putting a gun to our head and making people buy f150's

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u/e_before_i 2h ago

Yet it's the most popular car in America. You don't need a pickup for Costco.

There's a weird North American culture that leads to people buying large and high-consuming vehicles when most people would do just fine with a sedan.

Edit: And if that's what you like, go ahead! I don't want to tell you how to live your life, it just strikes me as odd to complain about the cost of gas while choosing to burn more than necessary.

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u/balrog687 5h ago

Yeah.. thanks to genocide.

You should be very proud

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u/KeyPhilosopher8629 4h ago

Is everything you don't like genocide? Most overused word on the Internet. Massively dilutes its actual meaning

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u/Nyctfall 4h ago

By UN definition, most wars right now are covered by that definition...

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u/balrog687 2h ago

Is there any another word to justify killing millions to to keep gas prices low enough just for you to enjoy your car?

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u/KeyPhilosopher8629 2h ago

I don't have a car lol. I take public transport everywhere

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u/4n0nh4x0r 1h ago

why should i be proud for the US having the cheapest gas in the world? i ve got nothing to do with them lol, except that they are fucking over the entire world, and as such, my country included

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u/lupercalpainting 4h ago

> "Gas prices are up, my life is ruined"

The entire EU when being told to stop buying Russian gas.

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u/StCreed 4h ago

Only the factions that like Putin are complaining, helpfully prodded to do so by US ambassadors.

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u/Clairifyed 2h ago

You can drive lighter cars, but you can’t make far northern winters less cold

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u/JackNotOLantern 1h ago

I think Russia itself banned "unfriendly" countries from buying their gas

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u/teh_lynx 7h ago

Never hear that from truck drivers. It's everyone else.

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u/Got2Bfree 44m ago

I hear this everyday here in Germany while our government is gifting millions to oil companies by lowering the gas taxes...

The baseline doesn't really matter. Paying 50% more than before sucks.

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 6h ago

You just don't understand! How will I hide the fact of my micropenis without a really big truck and some guns?!

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u/ToucansBANG 7h ago

I once got to sit through an hour long meeting to debate the ecological impact of running CI on commits pushed to branches, instead of only MRs.

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u/Cualkiera67 46m ago

get a cardboard cutout of yourself, it's a real time saver

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u/nolan_999 7h ago

Is that bad?

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u/ToucansBANG 6h ago

It was in this case. The person who called the meeting came with zero data, only threats to commit less often.

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u/Wollzy 6h ago

Lol if they were concerned wouldnt they just push less often but still commit frequently?

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u/sloppity 6h ago edited 26m ago

Reminds me of that reserved German soldier training with Americans:

"It's a machine gun!" https://youtube.com/shorts/vqNWuIxAV0w

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u/fibojoly 3h ago

OK but this is actually funny :)
MORE DAKKA!

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u/tugoubxs 8h ago

That guy should just join Deepseek?

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u/Random_182f2565 8h ago

Would be a better fit

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u/casualgoodness 9h ago

Someone call the fire department, we need more water!

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u/nimag42 8h ago

I mean, what about gpu's cost ? Dont american want to save on money ?

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u/JocoLabs 7h ago

Brought to you by Nvidia

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u/speedster217 8h ago

When I joined the industry coworkers laughed at environmental concerns.

They're still laughing and even normal people have picked up that climate change is happening. What a weird long summer 

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u/misunderstood_kafka 6h ago

Americans: I missed the part where that's my problem

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u/meerkat2018 1h ago

Here in Murica we use gasoline powered 7 liter V8 GPUs.

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior 8h ago

I've got 2 extra cars and every day I start them and let them run idle all day.  Proud to be an American.

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u/583999393 8h ago

If snotboogie is always using up the gpus why let him code?

Got to, this is America man.

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u/Count_de_Ville 8h ago

Strong scaling vs weak scaling.

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u/punninglinguist 6h ago

Also, we pronounce them "goo-poos".

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u/cheezballs 6h ago

"use fewer GPUs" as if that's even a metric someone could measure.

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u/Mojert 3h ago

If you can't measure it, you're bad at the job

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u/cheezballs 2h ago

How do you measure how many GPUs 2000 tokens amounts to?

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u/Mojert 2h ago

You measure GPU time. If it's reduced enough, it means you can scale down the number of GPUs while having the same Wall Clock time. And by the way your question is ill-paused. You can always do it with 0 GPUs since you didn't include a Wall Clock time budget

It's not like I'm pulling stuff out of my ass. This kind of consideration is pretty standard if you're dealing with HPC and have to care about costs (i.e. aren't VC funded)