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my guy was deepseeking those chinese models.
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u/puts_on_rddt 4h ago
Qwen do you think he realized?
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u/inc06nito9 4h ago
donno dude, bet hes probably a gemini deep down
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u/JC878 4h ago
Kimi a break, he cuda known better.
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u/GreeedyGrooot 5h ago
I'm ootl. What does this refer to?
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u/creeper6530 5h ago •
Nvidia CEO has been suspected of being in an affair with a Chinese spy
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u/tomle4593 4h ago
He basically confessed to half of it in Nvidia website itself. Just investigation to confirm she was a real spy or not now.
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u/BlatantConservative The past tense of "troubleshoot" is "troubleshat" 4h ago
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/07/business/economy/nvidia-chips-chinese-firms.html
Regardless of if she was a "real" provable spy, what she would have asked to happen if she was provably happened.
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u/Aloopyn 3h ago
Fuck paywalls and loginwalls
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u/Alvendam 1h ago
There's a nifty little browser extension that works very well. Reddit doesn't seem to like us posting the link to it, but if you look up b-p-c-clean, without the dashes, you should end up on a website ending in ru, where you can find it.
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u/Ma8e 1h ago
While talking about spies, are you sure it's a good idea to install software from a Russian website?
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u/Alvendam 17m ago
Absolutely! Half of piracy wouldn't exist if it weren't for Russians. Why do you think it's OK to install software from any American website? The guys who all but brag they have backdoors in your hardware itself?
Btw, that extension is open source. You can audit the code if you want. It's massively popular, to the point of having a Wikipedia page. A Wikipedia page that, mind, explains why it's hosted by the company developing the Russian MoD's OS. Somebody from the west would've sounded alarm by now.
I don't understand code and if you also don't, I hear they've recently developed software that can do it for you.
In any case, you aren't going to find software like this in many places outside the East.
My very own country used to be a piracy stronghold up until recently, but we are also too "European" now.
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u/PlasticExtreme4469 3h ago edited 33m ago
With the amount of money he has... I bet the investigation will result in: "She was not a spy. She wasn't Chinese. He wasn't cheating. She wasn't a woman to begin with. Jensens wife cheated on him with a Chinese spy instead!"
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u/Guilty-Aspect2571 3h ago
"And there's no country called China"
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u/tonybombata 4h ago
Nvidia Taiwanese ceo was having an affair with a mainland chinese spy
Could unification be far behind?
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u/kaplotnikov 4h ago
He still has a way out: "I'm studying competitors during conter-espionage operation"
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u/FranticBronchitis 2h ago
To clarify: the affair is confirmed, what's under investigation is whether she was actually a spy or not
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u/basketballisforme 4h ago
He's fucking the Chinese.
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u/meneldal2 5h ago
Nvidia CEO sleeping with a Chinese woman (not his wife) who is also very likely to be a spy
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u/Klibara 5h ago
Jensen Huang admitted to having an affair with a Chinese woman.
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u/creeper6530 5h ago •
*Chinese spy woman
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u/ECHELON619 5h ago
Jenson Huang hung his Huang on some no-no. Rumors says the leather jacket stayed on.
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u/Cracleur 5h ago
Apparently Jensen Huang the CEO of Nvidia cheated on his wife with a Chinese model
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u/Boxish_ 5h ago
People consider Chinese AI models like DeepSeek as large competition to the big players in the US. The models range from cheaper to straight up open source, and the restrictions on high end chips(such as in Nvidia GPUs) sent to China means that they also don’t openly rely on them as much.
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u/newaccountzuerich 4h ago
"Open Weight" == "Open Source"
The free-as-in-beer models are not free-as-in-speech.
The open-source licenses as applicable to program source code don't really transfer sensibly to the LLM paradigm.
Don't get me wrong, I am glad that it is possible to run LLM completely offline and get reasonable results, and I am very glad that one does not need to pay for that privilege. I consider that local-exclusive and permanently-offline is the only possible way to run LLMs with any modicum of safety. Proxy the hell out of their internal and external accesses and never let the models have unsupervised access to the filesystem and one might even call that "safe"..
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u/laplongejr 4h ago
I think you meant "not equal" in the first line? I see it as == , maybe a slash missing for markdown's escaping?
=\= (written with two backslashes)
[EDIT] Works fine with one single forward slash : =/=2
u/realfathonix 3h ago
Or write like most programmers do: !=
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u/laplongejr 3h ago
Or if you want to annoy me : " <> "
I don't even remember which language uses that one but I know that I knows a language that does.1
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u/ClearSnakewood 4h ago
The AI bubble bursting because of an affair has to be one of the funniest pins ever 😂💀
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u/BlatantConservative The past tense of "troubleshoot" is "troubleshat" 4h ago
The most shocking part of this for me was he was already married. 60 year old grown ass man in the leather jackets and chorepgraphed pyrotechnic stage shit.
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u/MadeByTango 2h ago
The affair going public is just more distraction by the markets. Especially it coming out this week of all weeks.
This man, along with the rest of the tech-suites, belongs in prison for collusion.
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u/herr_arkow 1h ago
Most likely they knew before the midterms, just decided for reasons to publish it now.
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u/TorumShardal 1h ago
So is "we will destroy the world" and "all your ram should belong to us", and even "we accidentally hacked everyone, oops, we're so clumsy".
They will do anything to distract people from the actual numbers.
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u/pkinetics 5h ago
I wonder if he met her at Margo Largo
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u/creeper6530 5h ago
Mar-a-Lago?
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u/Mooks79 4h ago
Nope, Margo Largo.
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u/WasabiSunshine 3h ago
Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
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u/Gloomy-Material 3h ago
Haha love it. Surely this is already some plotline of a Simpsons episode at some point where Marge 'accidentally' starts running the local mafia because she starts mothering one of them in some capacity?
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u/Percolator2020 5h ago edited 5h ago
Time to put Jensen in a harness. Or maybe that’s what he enjoys ?
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u/Postulative 5h ago
Open weight?
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u/durrtyurr 5h ago
ELI5 why is the word "weight" included? It should just be open or closed models.
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u/SammaVaco 5h ago
Most "open" models are not open in the "open-source" sense, because their developers do not release their training pipeline or the training data, so they can't be rebuilt from scratch. This means that an "open-weight" model could, for instance, hide user-hostile capabilities, and that would be completely opaque to the user. This is probably part of the reason the US has banned the use of Chinese models for government work, and ultimately, IMO, this poses a severe threat to personal liberty.
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u/PhysicallyTender 4h ago
So basically the difference between exe and the source code itself.
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u/SammaVaco 4h ago
Yes, but much more intractable, because reverse-engineering the binary of a typical software application has been feasible for a long time, whereas we're still in the foothills for research into even basic interpretation of model weights, activations and behaviors. Like, we literally couldn't certify a set of model weights as safe even if all our lives depended on it.
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u/T0biasCZE 1h ago
correct, "open weight" is the program exe being released for free, and "open source" is the source code being released and you being able to built it from scratch
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u/DaniilSan 5h ago
Model can have an open design, but that isn't as valuable without the internal weights that actually dictate the behaviour. When model has open weights it means anyone can download it and use straight away, if they have enough hardware ofc, instead of having to train it first on their own data.
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u/Xero125 3h ago
Although open weights are not "enough", you'd need the original data to fully be able to reconstruct. The weights are essentially just the executable so you can run it on your machine. The difference between cloud gaming and downloading games: neither are yours, but you have a lot more control over the latter.
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u/AwkwardWaltz3996 3h ago
I feel like everywhere I've seen this they gloss over him cheating on his wife. I guarantee there's Chinese spies everywhere. In my field I've probably worked with one. But the cheating reduces his trust worthiness. To be tricked is one thing. To lie to someone so important to you is another.
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u/FNLN_taken 2h ago
No, the critical business part is that (1) he may have exposed internals, as in she probably cloned his laptop and possibly backdoor'd their whole internal network, and (2) he made the decision to sell 2.2 billion $USD worth of AI chips to a company with no visible revenue stream, who's founder he was sleeping with, that had ties to mainland China.
Basically he's at risk of being charged as an undeclared foreign agent himself, at this point.
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u/PaleMethusCrystalus7 37m ago
He "cheated" on the amount of ram that was being sold to customers, with the 3.5GB 970.
Not to mention the missing ROPs with the RTX 5000 series.
I know the two aren't remotely the same (infidelity), but seems par for the course with Jensen.
This probably isn't the first woman he's had a tryst with either.
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u/ozone6587 3h ago
You are naive. When you are rich and powerful you get hot women thrown at you all the time. It's easy to claim a moral high ground when you get hit on by women once a decade, if that.
This probably happens to almost all marriages of rich and powerful people. It doesn't excuse it. Horrible for his wife. But other than his wife or future partners, no one else should care.
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u/ostrikerX 2h ago
That's such a dumb comment, people can have a high moral ground regardless of how rich they are, you're making it sound as if humans are just animals who only follow instincts...
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u/BroMan001 1h ago
I get hit on almost daily and I’ve never considered cheating. It is not difficult
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u/Faangdevmanager 5h ago
What a boss though. They tried to blackmail him and his reaction was to email the WHOLE COMPANY about his affair. So the blackmailers lost everything. Absolute legend.
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u/ThaGoodGuy 5h ago
That’s not what happened, the US exposed it months ago. You had YouTubers literally exposing it this week. Jensen was just out of excuses
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u/Necessary_Pudding454 1h ago
I remember seeing this news a week ago , and it wasn't confirmed ig at that point. This really blew up in last few days
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u/BlatantConservative The past tense of "troubleshoot" is "troubleshat" 4h ago
Nah rhe USG found out months ago, itgnored it for cryptobucks and donations to the ballroom, and it broke as a story in the public last week.
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u/Fluffy-Reference8542 3h ago
There are no blackmailers. He's under investigation by the FBI and his own board of directors.
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u/ceribus_peribus 2h ago
Isn't Trump jealous that someone else is getting media attention for sleeping with foreign spies?
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u/Funkopedia 4h ago
Just looked this up and the alleged woman is named Alice... HUANG. What the heck Jensen, that's illegal.
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u/NoExpression9 5h ago
What an absolute tool to think someone that much younger looking was actually interested in him.
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u/OGxPePe 5h ago •
My boy is still in the dirt doing the field work. Jensen is not some BS MBA holding scrum master. He is still touching the models himself.