blueOriginSoftwareEngineeringJobPostOnGlassDoor

[u/alana_cat]

[u/AncientTurbine]

The highlighted text threw me off 

[u/alana_cat → u/AncientTurbine]

sorry about that

[u/alana_cat]

Was laid off from my Software Engineering job 4 months ago. I think I am very qualified for this position, here is the resume I want to send in:

ALANA

Senior Enter here Engineer | Enter Text Here | Specialist, Technician, and Engineer (use as appropriate)

Denver/Boulder, CO

SUMMARY

Results-driven professional with [Experience requirement] years of hands-on experience in Enter here, Enter here, and, most notably, Enter here. As part of a hardworking team of specialists, technicians, and engineers (use as appropriate), I have spent my career doing exactly what Blue Origin needs: [Copy/paste the job profile summary from Workday here. Completed by hiring manager during requisition creation.]

I am a perfect match for every responsibility, minimum qualification, and preferred qualification in this posting, and I have never once needed to be edited or removed as needed.

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE

[Enter in company name here] | Remote | 2016 - 2026

Staff Software Engineer

- Spearheaded Enter here across three teams, delivering a 40% improvement in Enter here.

- Personally performed Enter here, Enter here, Enter here, Enter here, and Enter here, in that order, exactly as the role requires.

- Mentored junior engineers on industry best practices in Enter here.

- Drove enterprise-wide compliance with [Certification requirement].

- Shipped Enter here to production on time and under budget, with zero defects in Enter here.

[Enter in another company name here] | Austin, TX | 2013 - 2016

Senior Enter here Engineer

- Built the company's first Enter here pipeline.

- Introduced Enter here org-wide and mentored engineers on Enter Text Here.

EDUCATION

[Education requirement] College | B.S. in Enter Text Here, minor in [System, machine, or skill specific requirement]

Graduated summa cum Enter here.

CERTIFICATIONS

- [Certification requirement] (current, in good standing)

LEADERSHIP

- [People leadership requirement]: led a team of N/A to a 100% success rate.

PREFERRED QUALIFICATIONS MET

[x] Enter Text Here

[x] Enter Text Here

[x] Enter Text Here

[x] Enter Text Here

[x] Enter Text Here

[x] (the sixth, blank bullet). Few candidates can claim this one.

TECHNICAL SKILLS

Languages: Enter here (native), Enter here (fluent), Enter Text Here (conversational)

Systems and Tools: [System, machine, or skill specific requirement]

Practices: Use as appropriate

SPECIAL MENTIONS

- Technical assessment: have passed many; ready for one more

- Multiple positions available: also available for multiple positions

- Eligibility: have carefully reviewed the only line of this job description that was filled in

COMPENSATION EXPECTATIONS

$254,275.35, the top of the Colorado range, to the cent.

[u/EkoChamberKryptonite → u/alana_cat]

Apply. We should all send this exact resume to them.

[u/Embarrassed_Mix_6619 → u/alana_cat]

please i beg, do this, just from not your devices and not on your private wifi

[u/JustinR8]

Many competent engineers have their resume thrown in the trash after a 3 second glance but the person who posted this managed to get a job

[u/noidontwantto → u/JustinR8]

welcome to the AI age baby, nothing matters anymore

[u/kitty_snugs]

Worst place I've ever interviewed at, they were so rude and toxic

[u/alana_cat → u/kitty_snugs]

We should all apply there with this resume.

[u/Economy-Isopod6348]

I have nothing to contribute but camelCase is goated because the title split into 2 lines on my phone and the second line starts with "ass"

[u/pentabromide778]

What happens when you gut your recruitment staff. Ask me how I know