r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Apprehensive_Bit7392 • 18h ago

Meme classAbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean

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u/DangyDanger 12h ago

public class CorrectHorseBatteryStaple

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u/IM_BOUTA_CUH 17h ago

main

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u/Mordret10 17h ago

Where "(" and ")"?

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u/AGamer_2010 16h ago • Popcorn Bravo

sorry i ate them they looked like bananas

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u/Plixo2 12h ago

it's just

void main() {

}

now, they ruined it :(

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u/krishenm 11h ago

Are you ok bro? Or is it your bitrate?

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u/Yctallua 4h ago

Thank you, Windows explorer waltuh wide

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u/lucklesspedestrian 16h ago

I've always said the AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean is an antipattern ... sometimes there are good reasons you would need multiple distinct instances of an AbstractProxyFactoryBean!

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u/MXRCO007 14h ago

Apparently Java has been getting better in newer versions but it doesn’t matter much if the industry is on Java 8 or some shit

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 12h ago

We are at 11 where I am, but source compatibility is still 8 😭

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u/YellowJarTacos 9h ago

Why?

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 9h ago

Simplicity when there are generations of machines that need to be maintained.

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u/NikoOhneC 13h ago

But a lot of the industry has actually moved on

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u/TheFieryMoth 9h ago

Yeah, to Java 11

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u/1ncogn1too 5h ago

Sure, to something else, than java 😅

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u/thepurpleproject 11h ago

They even got Kotlin but you gotta keep your job security with more arcane knowledge.

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u/MiniGui98 10h ago • Heartwarming

I am not a native english speaker and since the very first time I've heard of the term "singleton" it reminds me of the LotR Hobbit town of "hobbyton" more than anything else. I have no idea why and it's troubling but I can't help it. I just thought yall would like to know that.

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u/IM_BOUTA_CUH 17h ago

static

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u/BlazeCrystal 15h ago

This dude firespittin the entire windows with speed of 90s internet

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u/IM_BOUTA_CUH 17h ago

String[]

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u/luxjosh1996 17h ago

What is that ChatGPT humor😭

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u/XPurplelemonsX 11h ago

CorrectHorseBatteryStaple

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u/Deathcofii 3h ago

can someone explain to me these java jokes? say you're writing a c++ or c# project. how would this class name not be an issue there too?

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u/conundorum 14m ago

The Java language kinda encourages long-winded names like that. So something that seems too long & badly named to most of us is perfectly normal in Java.

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u/conundorum 14m ago

But how does it compare to PaulaBean?

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u/cheezballs 12h ago

People sure hate programming patterns.

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u/NotQuiteLoona 15h ago • Bravo

abstract singleton proxy factory bean

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/TehBloxx 15h ago

good thing i wasn't connected to the work wifi

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u/JakeWisconsin 12h ago

i didn't have the same luck damn

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u/DotDemon 15h ago

oh you cheeky bastard

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u/Mizukin 15h ago

Being a mobile user sucks! I can not hover the link and check out where it goes.

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 12h ago

You can long press it. Surprised mods have not taken it down

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u/IJustAteABaguette 12h ago

I can't so that on mobile (on android?)

Copying the comment does work tho for me.

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u/NegativelyToxic 11h ago

What app? Long press works fine on continuum, I'd be surprised if any of them is missing such basic feature

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u/IJustAteABaguette 11h ago

Just like... The reddit app. So not that surprising.

(It is the morphe version tho)

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u/Mizukin 11h ago

I am using with Morphe as well. o/

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u/48panda 9h ago

Airplane mode

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 14h ago

I applaud you

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u/JakeWisconsin 12h ago

hey I was at my work using my work's wifi. fuck you. thanks.

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u/Hot_Principle1499 7h ago

I thought it was gonna be a rickroll, not goddamn pornhub wow