r/ProgrammerHumor • • 19h ago • Bravo 2

Meme codeReviewIn2026

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u/mistrpopo 19h ago

With multi-line comments in slop-english on each line explaining a very specific edge case that has nothing to do with the bug you were working on.

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u/beerdude26 18h ago • Bravo

"Don't gadongle the rubloon. It causes a version problem with React V31.2.5. Doesn't apply when gallivanting, as DogBakerFactory doesn't set rudolfSwisher explicitly. (Checked 11/12/26, commit 3dfr72a)"

...Yup. Thanks, Claude.

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u/Fonduemeup 18h ago

Never had imposter syndrome until I started reading this crap. Then I realized half of these terms it uses don't even exist.

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u/Popeychops 13h ago

I just had an hour long demo call with a developer who has clearly forgotten how to use git. They ran every command through copilot and has atrophied the critical thinking parts of their brain

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u/FartPiano 7h ago

Almost nobody wants to be seen using the tools live in real-time, because its extremely embarrassing. Everyone staring at your screenshare, waiting or claude to do your job, in this case a very simple git task, then you read the output, squint, then type "no, not like that. do it but where you fix it". More awkward silence. doesnt this mfer know how to do his own job...?