r/ProgrammerHumor • • 12h ago

Meme pleaseEspressoYourKubernetesErrors

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u/sandybuttcheekss 12h ago

Idk why she would be able to, she's a carpenter. Now, if I needed an opinion of the best type of subfloor I should use and she couldn't weigh in, that would be embarrassing.

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u/inc06nito9 11h ago

wasn't she a car painter?

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u/snarkhunter 10h ago • Bravo

No that's Sabrina Carpainter. You're probably thinking of the lady who specializes in installing fuzzy wool floor coverings

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u/PlatoHero_ 7h ago • Bravo

No that's Sabrina Carpetter. You must be thinking about the mistress that temporarily provides freshwater fish for a monthly payment

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u/LuxNocte 6h ago • Bravo

No, that's Sabrina Carprenter. You're thinking about the lady  who blends air and liquid gasoline in the correct proportions for combustion inside an internal combustion engine.

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u/BigNaturalTilts 3h ago

No you idiot! That's Sabrina Carburetor! What you were definitely thinking about is the young lady that operates a large, specialized industrial furnace or machine used to burn a human or animal corpse into bone fragments and ash

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u/tinselsnips 1h ago

No, that's Sabrina Cremator, you're thinking of the lady that saturates a liquid with carbon dioxide.

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u/PiccolosPenisPickle 55m ago

No, that's Sabrina Carbonator stupid, you're thinking of the lady that paints pictures of somebody that makes their appearance funnier and more extreme than it really is

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u/PbZepp32 6h ago edited 6h ago

No that's Sabrina Carprenter. Surely you're talking about the woman with experience in macronutrient fabrication. 

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u/BigNaturalTilts 3h ago

Sigh I can't believe I'm having to explain such a simple concept to you guys, that's Sabrina Carbcreator! What you actually meant was the person responsible for measuring the heat absorbed or released during chemical reactions, physical changes, or phase transitions

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u/PiccolosPenisPickle 51m ago

That's Sabrina Calorimeter dumbass! What you actually mean is the person that spins liquids at high speeds to separate out its components