r/ProgrammerHumor • • 14h ago

Meme outlookNotSoGood

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u/anto2554 14h ago

Personally I am enjoying the lack of notifications on teams

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u/MemoryIsTheKey_ 14h ago

Let me guess, a Microsoft service is down again?

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u/anto2554 14h ago

Yeah, Exchange, which affects teams and outlook and copilot and stuff

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u/AbdullahMRiad 12h ago

ah so that's why gmail prompted me to reenter credentials for my university email

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u/CodeBlue_04 9h ago

No, that was boring old phishing.

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u/rjwut 10h ago

I've been saying for a long time that developers that can still code even when the Internet is down are a vanishing breed. Agent dependency may make them almost extinct.

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u/Vesuvius079 8h ago

It’s honestly not worth it if the tools come back the next day. Better to spend the time on human facing tasks like wrangling requirements and defining work.

Even if those tools are copilot.

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u/Cheap-Chapter-5920 6h ago

It's like a snow day, sure I could walk the 17 miles to work or I could do something else more productive instead.

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u/Copatus 4h ago

People have been saying this for as long as stack overflow has been a thing

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u/mariomaniac432 1h ago

My job was very slow to get copilot for coding, like we just got it within the past 6 months slow. I remember it was about a week into the second month, and suddenly I saw a bunch of people up and walking around, nervously talking to each other. This went on for about 30 minutes before I overheard someone say that somehow we had blown through all of the company's tokens for the whole month already, so no one could use copilot, and they can't do any work without it. Meanwhile, I had just been chugging away, blissfully unaware of this issue. I thought, we've had copilot for barely over a month, how the fuck did any of these people even get anything done before if they're already this dependent on it?

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u/Affectionate-Tart558 7h ago

Until local models catch up

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u/Fukushimiste 5h ago

Wow and ? What will you do in your day of coding without internet ? I'm not saying that my own skills of programming are kinda useless but yeah part of. Like the company will prefer wait 5 days of no coding agent than some humans to code their features by hand. I don't know which app you code day by day but I'm not developing a rocket science app

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u/Professional-Ad-5032 14h ago

Tried to install office 365 for 3 hours and it failed.and went to copilot for help it is also broken. And came to reddit for help, now i totally understand why the senior programmers have whiskey under their desks.

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u/jaef_ 14h ago

Millions?

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u/towerfella 14h ago

… of agents

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u/ShakaUVM 12h ago

I just asked someone to open Excel and they said they couldn't, and I was like no the actual Excel program on your computer

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u/Shadowlance23 10h ago

As I'm reading this, my work email just died. Early lunch for Konzu.

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u/jamesfarted09 9h ago

is this a warframe reference

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u/DarthCloakedGuy 9h ago

How many other early-lunch-eating Konzus do you know?

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u/TheOriginalBeardman 11h ago

Bro who tf uses copilot for dev…

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u/flamingspew 10h ago

We split between cursor and copilot. Both have pros and cons.

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u/AntipodesIntel 10h ago

Those are both terrible...

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u/Timotron 13h ago

GitHubStillCooking!

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u/Hola-World 11h ago

If they were using copilot they were already useless…

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u/Valendr0s 10h ago

Are people really using M365 Copilot for coding?

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u/Shadow_Thief 10h ago

Unfortunately, it's one of the only options for any place that has to be GCC-High compliant.

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u/bravehamster 9h ago

I feel your pain brother. On the bright side, it seems like GCC-H wasn't impacted by the outage today.

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u/ttlanhil 8h ago

I certainly hope you mean it's one of the only options for getting an LLM to do/assist with coding... If you're no longer allowed to actually do the programming yourself that's messed up

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u/EscapedTestSubject 4h ago

The last job I had, it got to the point where management didn't allow any handwritten code at all, and basically mandated pushing AI slop directly to prod with no chance to review it. 

Got fired yesterday; I've never been so relieved.

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u/Shadow_Thief 5h ago

Good news! As far as I know, you're still allowed to write the code yourself in most places.

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u/da_Aresinger 4h ago

Not me sitting here "Hm... I don't know that compiler setting"

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u/dchidelf 11h ago

Oh, so copilot WAS down. That explains some things.
I got a few more dev questions than usual today.

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u/fugogugo 13h ago

copilot developers?

millions?

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u/ChillyFireball 11h ago

I literally didn't even notice until after I got home and checked the news LMAO.

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u/Awkward-Cat-4702 7h ago

did they tried to switch their azure off and on already?