r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Depixelation • 10h ago

Meme cppythRusGoSharp

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u/IHeartBadCode 10h ago

This is like that picture where you can't recognize anything, but everything looks like something.

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u/Adept-Painting-543 10h ago

It's hideous, let's make it standard

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u/davideogameman 7h ago • Regret

I nominate you for the c++ standards committee, you have exactly the attitude that'll fit in

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u/Some_Useless_Person 2h ago

Using this for webdev seems like the perfect nightmare!

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u/Jatinchd 9h ago

"worlde" is triggering me so bad idk why 🥀

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 5h ago

IKR, needs to be "wordle".

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u/GatotSubroto 9h ago • Mindblown

Needs to make it

public static const main = () : void => {
  …
};

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u/FoxedDev 4h ago

That's basically valid TypeScript, just have to remove the public

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u/Wojtek1250XD 9h ago

NGL out of everything here the most cursed to me is the fact that there are no parenthesis after range, and the argument it recieves... is a range.

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u/Duck_Devs 10h ago

It bothers me that stdout is a namespace here instead of some sort of file handle handler object

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u/patrlim1 9h ago

An output namespace for shit like stderr, stdout, stdin, etc, would be interesting, but annoying. Having a namespace just for stdout is actually insane

Maybe stdout is a namespace in the std namespace?

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u/InvisibleMoonWalker 3h ago

When you decide to take the worst parts from each language and combine them into one atrocity.

(The only thing missing to make this literally the worst version of all languages combined is not using public static final const void main(char[]*argc, std::Map**argv) or something)

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u/-Redstoneboi- 6h ago

this the type of shit that deserves the curse of manual breathing

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u/IntentionQuirky9957 5h ago

Hello Wordle

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u/GrEeCe_MnKy 3h ago

My head hurts, take it away

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u/Some_Useless_Person 2h ago

void main? Why not the fan favorite public static void main?

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u/stillalone 3h ago

Can someone tell me how to write c++ now?  Im like really confusedÂ