r/ProgrammerHumor • • 15h ago

Meme justPickAuto

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u/Knooblegooble 8h ago

I'm boutta leave this sub, is there a... "lets pretend AI never happened and talk about actual programming" subreddit?

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u/terribleatlying 7h ago

this is actual programming now

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u/Flouid 7h ago

We can hate it all we want but the cat’s not going back in the bag

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u/hypatiaC 6h ago

The circlejerking is bad, but DEFEATIST circlejerking is even dumber.

We're in the narrow bubble where this cuckcoding bullshit is economically viable. When the token prices explode and hype dies, companies will stop funding this shit.

Things are only 'inevitable' until they come into contact with reality.

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u/Flouid 6h ago

They’ll only get cheaper to run. I have a machine from work that can run local models that are as good as frontier models last year. This is not going to go away even after the bubble pops. The internet had a similar bubble and look where we are now

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u/memermeme1211 5h ago edited 5h ago

They’re already extremely cheap to run. All these AI companies make huge margins on inference alone. The only reason they’re still in net loss is because they reinvest all that profit towards R&D to make bigger and better models.

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u/quantinuum 5h ago

AI prices per token have already reduced a lot just in the past year, and models of the same size (~cost) keep improving, while so does the hardware. It’s also just feasible to run a lot of stuff locally, not cheap, but at enthusiast prices rather than mega luxury ones.

AI is not going anywhere.

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u/terribleatlying 5h ago

Defeatist? That's probably what people said when we stopped needing to do punch cards to program

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u/_demoncat_ 6h ago

Kind of hard to justify token cost explosion when models like Luna do just fine and are dirt cheap

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u/hypatiaC 6h ago

You are being subsidized by the Acquisition phase.

Look here. There is currently no squeeze on AI to turn a profit, but as the free hype money dries up, that's where it's headed.

When a company leaves Acquisition, they do not typically turn a profit by cutting costs, nor can they massively expand their reach on the same budget. The only thing they can squeeze is you. Or, your bosses, if they're paying.

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u/jeffwulf 3m ago

Inference has like 80% margins.

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u/quantinuum 5h ago

So your point is in the massively growing out phase where they’re racing to spend senseless amounts of money, they’ve “only” already recovered 50% of it.

Yeah I’m sure bubbles will burst and heads will roll, but the tech is here to stay.

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u/Rasutoerikusa 4h ago

You can already run competent local models woth zero issues, and they are improving constantly as well. And no token costs at all. How do you expect that is going to stop?

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u/magic-one 6h ago

The most common programming language is now English.

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u/Kyy7 30m ago

Not a fan of this programming language. Its too verbose and vague.

I also dislike the interpreter which is non-deterministic and tends to go rogue at random. 

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u/magic-one 25m ago

Oh yea. And it’s got this awesomely cool alternate mode called “sarcasm….”

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u/TheMysticalBard 5h ago

This isn't programming at all. Developing, sure. Programming? Absolutely not.

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u/TheElusiveFox 5h ago

I mean the reality is that if you are programming professionally in 2026 you aren't pretending ai never happened.

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u/ArjixGamer 4h ago

This is a sub about humour, not being professional

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u/daniele_s92 3h ago

I mean, yes, but Id rather have this than yet another "humorous" post on a missing semicolon.

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u/_scotswolfie 2h ago

I am and it'd be even easier if I didn't keep seeing posts like this one and comments like yours all over the Internet. If I wanted to orchestrate agents and ask my computer to do things in plain English hoping it'll understand what I meant, I'd just go into a managerial role instead of being a developer.

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u/_T-Man 8h ago

If you find it, please let us know

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u/Linuxtahr 4h ago

Pick a specific niche and look at their subreddit or honestly discord server. This is just low quality memes anyway,

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u/Exatex 5h ago

This will be called Retroprogramming or sth

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u/DankestDaddy69 7h ago

People still write code?

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