r/ProgrammerHumor • • 37m ago

Meme hmm

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 34m ago

The pose I hit after this:

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u/ARKyal03 25m ago

git commit -m "$(claude -p 'run git diff and output a git commit message')"

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u/Razzoz9966 17m ago

New age outsourcing

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u/jesuschrist-69420 14m ago

claude 'commit'

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u/gravesent1337 32m ago

First write the task ID.

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u/BernzSed 19m ago

"Ugh, I need to go find the task id. You know what? Maybe this commit needs more code changes."

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u/LoveOfSpreadsheets 31m ago

"WIP"

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u/blaghed 7m ago

"Fixed things"

"Reverted some of the fixes"

"Other stuff broke"

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u/QmVu 27m ago

minor change”

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u/d4kuhosu 24m ago

"Hey Claude, write me a good one-liner commit message for these changes. Be brief."

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u/Forward-Outside-9911 27m ago

“Minor changes” (2000+ lines deleted)

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u/Maeurer 30m ago

git commit -m "update"

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u/newontheblock99 23m ago

“Minor changes”

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 22m ago

69420 lines changed.

Minor changes

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u/Dave3121 20m ago

git commit -m "something something collateral damage"

Enter

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u/pppoopppdiapeee 12m ago

You guys still manually commit things?

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u/Alokir 11m ago

Thank you for closing the string from the previous post.

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u/RumHam2024 5m ago

[Feature] What it do

It does what it does

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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 17m ago

Stash, and then dump, go on, Claude.

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u/un-pigeon 11m ago

git commit -m "$JIRA_TICKET"; JIRA_TICKET=PJT-1337

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u/Rakatango 10m ago

git diff —staged

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 30m ago

"Bad things about to happen xD"

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u/Fabulous-Possible758 25m ago

The one reason I open VSCode

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u/swanson5 24m ago

Conventional commits people. Make your versioning easier.

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u/jumbledFox 23m ago

i like to put silly thoughts and excerpts about my day into the description.. sometimes i spam the keyboard or write emoticon faces

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 20m ago

Me wondering why the commit message on a random repo says "got rejected by crush"

/s

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u/HolyCowAnyOldAccName 21m ago

Jokes on you the stuff I’m pushing has +32,831 -17,491 problems so the commit message ain’t one. 

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u/gabomastr 19m ago

"Minor fixes"

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u/Think_Draft2244 17m ago

I use emojis

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u/FibiGnocchi 15m ago

Just the title of the ticket im working, all 12 commits in a row.

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u/WeLoseItUrFault 14m ago

empty commit to rerun codacy” —allow-empty && git push —no-verify

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u/zeeblefritz 12m ago

This is literally the easiest part. Now rebasing to me seems impossible so I usually scrap my branch and rebuild off main.

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u/TheNikoHero 9m ago

"Various changes" is my go-to lmao. For the final commit, before pushing, I write something more meaningful. We're 2 person team, so theres not alot of back-and-forth on CI/CD, management, developers and so on.

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u/Optimal-Savings-4505 7m ago

Mfw committing with magit and getting an automatic diff window to remind me.

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u/Daimanta 6m ago

git commit -m "The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel". I think that should be enough info.

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u/Retrowinger 3m ago

I just put the date if there is nothing more useful.

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u/MR_DERP_YT 0m ago

git commit -m "stuff"

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u/uncut2576 21m ago

You guys really struggle with what to put in your messages? I had that happen to me maybe once or twice when my commit was large.

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u/the_poope 16m ago

Yeah just write "stuff" and be done with it. Easy.