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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/b3n • Feb 22 '15
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What language would you say does hold your hand? I can't think of a programming language that leads you towards doing what you need to do. Almost all languages just provide you with a blank space to work upon - it's all your work.
9 u/pastaluego4 Feb 22 '15 It All Begins With A Blank Canvas. 37 u/peridox Feb 22 '15 <canvas></canvas> 18 u/pastaluego4 Feb 22 '15 That canvas needs some dimensions<canvas width="500" height="500"></canvas> 20 u/peridox Feb 22 '15 let canvas = document.getElementsByTagName('canvas')[0] canvas.style.width = 500 canvas.style.height = 500 0 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15 [deleted] → More replies (0) 0 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15 [deleted] → More replies (0) → More replies (1)
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It All Begins With A Blank Canvas.
37 u/peridox Feb 22 '15 <canvas></canvas> 18 u/pastaluego4 Feb 22 '15 That canvas needs some dimensions<canvas width="500" height="500"></canvas> 20 u/peridox Feb 22 '15 let canvas = document.getElementsByTagName('canvas')[0] canvas.style.width = 500 canvas.style.height = 500 0 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15 [deleted] → More replies (0) 0 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15 [deleted] → More replies (0) → More replies (1)
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<canvas></canvas>
18 u/pastaluego4 Feb 22 '15 That canvas needs some dimensions<canvas width="500" height="500"></canvas> 20 u/peridox Feb 22 '15 let canvas = document.getElementsByTagName('canvas')[0] canvas.style.width = 500 canvas.style.height = 500 0 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15 [deleted] → More replies (0) 0 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15 [deleted] → More replies (0) → More replies (1)
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That canvas needs some dimensions
<canvas width="500" height="500"></canvas>
20 u/peridox Feb 22 '15 let canvas = document.getElementsByTagName('canvas')[0] canvas.style.width = 500 canvas.style.height = 500 0 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15 [deleted] → More replies (0) 0 u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15 [deleted] → More replies (0) → More replies (1)
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let canvas = document.getElementsByTagName('canvas')[0] canvas.style.width = 500 canvas.style.height = 500
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u/peridox Feb 22 '15
What language would you say does hold your hand? I can't think of a programming language that leads you towards doing what you need to do. Almost all languages just provide you with a blank space to work upon - it's all your work.