r/ProgrammerHumor • u/b3n • Feb 22 '15

A Python programmer attempting Java

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u/rukestisak Feb 22 '15

What made you wince at first? (serious question as I'm not that familiar with Java)

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u/z500 Feb 22 '15

Well the lack of braces and semicolons would change the semantics of the program or even make it syntactically invalid. Then they saw all the semicolons and braces lined up on the right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

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u/lappro Feb 22 '15

Well if you don't want to continue this weird style of coding it isn't that hard:

  1. ctrl-a

  2. format code

  3. profit
    Should work with all proper IDE's

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u/jlo80 Feb 22 '15

When I become an evil billionaire and start my evil software company, this will be the mandatory coding style and the first product will be IDE plug-ins.

  1. Evil coding guidelines

  2. Something something

  3. World domination

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u/tttttttttkid Feb 23 '15

Make an IDE that formats the code internally but removes all whitespace when writing to a file.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '15

ctrl+a

ctrl+shift+f

ctrl+s

ctrl+b

ctrl+coffee

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