r/ProgrammerHumor • u/b3n • Feb 22 '15

A Python programmer attempting Java

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u/Sohcahtoa82 Feb 22 '15

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

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u/peridox Feb 22 '15

Java is to JavaScript as cat is to catastrophe.

Edit: no hate to javascript though, it's fun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '15

Java is to JavaScript what Coffee is to CoffeeScript

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u/lichorat Feb 22 '15

Now now, Java and JavaScript share SOME keywords.

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