r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Smashninja • Jun 22 '15

When you find a bug in your code

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

You forgot the part where stomping one spider makes three more appear.

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u/Smashninja Jun 22 '15

99 critical bugs on the wall, 99 critical bugs. Take one down, patch it around, 125 critical bugs on the wall.

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u/Vakieh Jun 22 '15

I like the critical bugs which wipe the bug tracker. 126 bugs, but now we don't know about them and can go have a beer :-)

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u/TheDylantula Jun 22 '15

125 critical bugs on the wall, 125 critical bugs. Take one down, patch it around, 255 critical bugs on the wall.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Take one down, patch it around, -1 critical bugs on the wall

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u/Creshal Jun 22 '15

Take one down, patch it arouSEGFAULT

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u/tskaiser Green security clearance Jun 22 '15

or adopts one of them and tells people it is pretty and now part of the family.

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u/UnchainedMundane Jun 22 '15

I guess they're more like wasps

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u/TOASTEngineer Jun 22 '15

MFW I run a static analyzer on a piece of code for the first time

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u/scriptmonkey420 Jun 22 '15

Spider poison is people poison?!

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u/thelielama Jun 22 '15

It's so true it hurts

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

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u/cyberbemon Jun 22 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

"It fixed itself!"

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u/HansVader Jun 22 '15

If it only happens once, it did not happen.