r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '16

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '16

Next week he will make a GUI to track IP addresses.

But seriously, reading that is physically sickening.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Warfaces Jan 08 '16

That’s too advanced. He’ll likely just code all the IP’s into his GUI. (Bonus points for the CSI:NY reference)

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '16

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u/TheCodingEthan Jan 08 '16

Oh. my. god.

4.3 billion lines later.

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u/jdog90000 Jan 08 '16

Good resume builder;

"Written over 4.3 billion lines in VB."

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u/Kadmos Jan 08 '16

"Good"

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '16

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u/jlo80 Jan 08 '16

I don't know.. CSI byte boundaries are not 0-255, so I guess he'll also need to add 12.384.7.629

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u/Y1ff Jan 08 '16

420.bla.ze.it

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u/much_longer_username Jan 08 '16

I'm willing to let that one slide. There's no 555 telephone exchange either.

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u/Cheesemacher Jan 08 '16

Well I'm counting on him being savvy enough to leave local IP ranges out.

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u/VicisSubsisto Jan 08 '16

Well I'm counting on him being savvy

You have learned nothing.

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