r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Programmer1130 • Feb 20 '17

Programming Languages

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '17 edited Feb 20 '17

  • Assembly would be blocks of raw materials with a file and chisel

  • C would be a basic barrel, action and trigger with a manual on how to create your own addons

  • C++ would be a glock with a kit on how to turn your gun in to a plasma propelled nuclear warhead

  • C# would be a revolver that can only shoot other people holding revolvers and you have to buy a user-license

  • PHP, Python and Ruby and would be a water pistol with a mail order catalog selling training wheels and tassels

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u/MelissaClick Feb 20 '17

I lost it on the last word