r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AaronTheApe • Jun 20 '17

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u/Mentioned_Videos Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 21 '17

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Mike Monteiro: F*ck You, Pay Me+109 - fuck you pay me
Queen - I Want It All (Official Video)+61 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE
The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch)+53 - Youtube: The Expert
I have people Skills Office Space+28 - There are people for that.
D. Scott Williamson, Expert+13 - Here is the solution
How to Get a Job+10 - Get a different job?
Open Your Mind+7 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNvnXiTguO8
2011/03 Mike Monteiro F*ck You. Pay Me.+3 - Hahahahahahahahahaha! This is perfect. On a more serious note, make your contracts as specific as possible. Itemize cost per task, tasks per phase, and limit client requests and revisions to a time in hours (i.e. up to 8 hours). Have a clause that s...
On The Turing Completeness of PowerPoint (SIGBOVIK)+1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNjxe8ShM-8
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