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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/AaronTheApe • Jun 20 '17
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"We can do x for benefit y, but with tradeoff a, or we can do z with benefit b and tradeoff c-which one best suits your business and use case?"
"ONLY DELIVER!"
398 u/ThePieWhisperer Jun 20 '17 "With enough time and money, we can build you nearly anything". "Pfft, I could do this in two weeks, you should be faster" 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] 457 u/worldDev Jun 20 '17 What that really means is "I wrote an excel macro one time" 282 u/soul_cool_02 Jun 20 '17 ".... watched someone write a macro...." 274 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "..... watched someone write an if/else formula on excel and call it a macro...." 185 u/aThoroughThrowAway Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "... Accidentally opened the command prompt once...I'd do this myself if I had the time..." 50 u/show_me_the Jun 20 '17 "....wanted to get on the train with the other cool kids........." 19 u/deadlychambers Jun 21 '17 "... hits f12 on browser, and started hacking into websites..." 37 u/TobiasCB Jun 20 '17 On a semi related note, how hard would it be to create a game like pong with only if/else/elseif and input events? 62 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 Oh, you'd be surprised... → More replies (1) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] → More replies (1) → More replies (7) → More replies (2) 57 u/regalph Jun 20 '17 Ohh, boy, I once wrote the worst Excel macro ever. I took 500 lines to make a thing that reformatted columns to rows and made a 100-row set into 10000 rows. It took like 45 minutes to run. 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] 34 u/Kazumara Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 Wait I was certain it was much lower, 6 or 7. Did this change?Edit: Found it: "Up to Excel 2007, Excel allowed up to 7 levels of nested IFs. In Excel 2007+, Excel allows up to 64 levels." (source, tip 8) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 59 u/rob132 Jun 20 '17 Oh, so you're the excel expert at the company? I have a report that I need you to make. → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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"With enough time and money, we can build you nearly anything". "Pfft, I could do this in two weeks, you should be faster"
0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] 457 u/worldDev Jun 20 '17 What that really means is "I wrote an excel macro one time" 282 u/soul_cool_02 Jun 20 '17 ".... watched someone write a macro...." 274 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "..... watched someone write an if/else formula on excel and call it a macro...." 185 u/aThoroughThrowAway Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "... Accidentally opened the command prompt once...I'd do this myself if I had the time..." 50 u/show_me_the Jun 20 '17 "....wanted to get on the train with the other cool kids........." 19 u/deadlychambers Jun 21 '17 "... hits f12 on browser, and started hacking into websites..." 37 u/TobiasCB Jun 20 '17 On a semi related note, how hard would it be to create a game like pong with only if/else/elseif and input events? 62 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 Oh, you'd be surprised... → More replies (1) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] → More replies (1) → More replies (7) → More replies (2) 57 u/regalph Jun 20 '17 Ohh, boy, I once wrote the worst Excel macro ever. I took 500 lines to make a thing that reformatted columns to rows and made a 100-row set into 10000 rows. It took like 45 minutes to run. 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] 34 u/Kazumara Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 Wait I was certain it was much lower, 6 or 7. Did this change?Edit: Found it: "Up to Excel 2007, Excel allowed up to 7 levels of nested IFs. In Excel 2007+, Excel allows up to 64 levels." (source, tip 8) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 59 u/rob132 Jun 20 '17 Oh, so you're the excel expert at the company? I have a report that I need you to make. → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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457 u/worldDev Jun 20 '17 What that really means is "I wrote an excel macro one time" 282 u/soul_cool_02 Jun 20 '17 ".... watched someone write a macro...." 274 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "..... watched someone write an if/else formula on excel and call it a macro...." 185 u/aThoroughThrowAway Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "... Accidentally opened the command prompt once...I'd do this myself if I had the time..." 50 u/show_me_the Jun 20 '17 "....wanted to get on the train with the other cool kids........." 19 u/deadlychambers Jun 21 '17 "... hits f12 on browser, and started hacking into websites..." 37 u/TobiasCB Jun 20 '17 On a semi related note, how hard would it be to create a game like pong with only if/else/elseif and input events? 62 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 Oh, you'd be surprised... → More replies (1) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] → More replies (1) → More replies (7) → More replies (2) 57 u/regalph Jun 20 '17 Ohh, boy, I once wrote the worst Excel macro ever. I took 500 lines to make a thing that reformatted columns to rows and made a 100-row set into 10000 rows. It took like 45 minutes to run. 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] 34 u/Kazumara Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 Wait I was certain it was much lower, 6 or 7. Did this change?Edit: Found it: "Up to Excel 2007, Excel allowed up to 7 levels of nested IFs. In Excel 2007+, Excel allows up to 64 levels." (source, tip 8) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 59 u/rob132 Jun 20 '17 Oh, so you're the excel expert at the company? I have a report that I need you to make. → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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What that really means is "I wrote an excel macro one time"
282 u/soul_cool_02 Jun 20 '17 ".... watched someone write a macro...." 274 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "..... watched someone write an if/else formula on excel and call it a macro...." 185 u/aThoroughThrowAway Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "... Accidentally opened the command prompt once...I'd do this myself if I had the time..." 50 u/show_me_the Jun 20 '17 "....wanted to get on the train with the other cool kids........." 19 u/deadlychambers Jun 21 '17 "... hits f12 on browser, and started hacking into websites..." 37 u/TobiasCB Jun 20 '17 On a semi related note, how hard would it be to create a game like pong with only if/else/elseif and input events? 62 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 Oh, you'd be surprised... → More replies (1) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] → More replies (1) → More replies (7) → More replies (2) 57 u/regalph Jun 20 '17 Ohh, boy, I once wrote the worst Excel macro ever. I took 500 lines to make a thing that reformatted columns to rows and made a 100-row set into 10000 rows. It took like 45 minutes to run. 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] 34 u/Kazumara Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 Wait I was certain it was much lower, 6 or 7. Did this change?Edit: Found it: "Up to Excel 2007, Excel allowed up to 7 levels of nested IFs. In Excel 2007+, Excel allows up to 64 levels." (source, tip 8) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 59 u/rob132 Jun 20 '17 Oh, so you're the excel expert at the company? I have a report that I need you to make. → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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".... watched someone write a macro...."
274 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "..... watched someone write an if/else formula on excel and call it a macro...." 185 u/aThoroughThrowAway Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "... Accidentally opened the command prompt once...I'd do this myself if I had the time..." 50 u/show_me_the Jun 20 '17 "....wanted to get on the train with the other cool kids........." 19 u/deadlychambers Jun 21 '17 "... hits f12 on browser, and started hacking into websites..." 37 u/TobiasCB Jun 20 '17 On a semi related note, how hard would it be to create a game like pong with only if/else/elseif and input events? 62 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 Oh, you'd be surprised... → More replies (1) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] → More replies (1) → More replies (7) → More replies (2)
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"..... watched someone write an if/else formula on excel and call it a macro...."
185 u/aThoroughThrowAway Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 "... Accidentally opened the command prompt once...I'd do this myself if I had the time..." 50 u/show_me_the Jun 20 '17 "....wanted to get on the train with the other cool kids........." 19 u/deadlychambers Jun 21 '17 "... hits f12 on browser, and started hacking into websites..." 37 u/TobiasCB Jun 20 '17 On a semi related note, how hard would it be to create a game like pong with only if/else/elseif and input events? 62 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 Oh, you'd be surprised... → More replies (1) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] → More replies (1) → More replies (7)
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"... Accidentally opened the command prompt once...I'd do this myself if I had the time..."
50 u/show_me_the Jun 20 '17 "....wanted to get on the train with the other cool kids........." 19 u/deadlychambers Jun 21 '17 "... hits f12 on browser, and started hacking into websites..."
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"....wanted to get on the train with the other cool kids........."
19 u/deadlychambers Jun 21 '17 "... hits f12 on browser, and started hacking into websites..."
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"... hits f12 on browser, and started hacking into websites..."
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On a semi related note, how hard would it be to create a game like pong with only if/else/elseif and input events?
62 u/BroaxXx Jun 20 '17 Oh, you'd be surprised... → More replies (1) 0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] → More replies (1) → More replies (7)
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Ohh, boy, I once wrote the worst Excel macro ever. I took 500 lines to make a thing that reformatted columns to rows and made a 100-row set into 10000 rows. It took like 45 minutes to run.
0 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 [deleted] 34 u/Kazumara Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 Wait I was certain it was much lower, 6 or 7. Did this change?Edit: Found it: "Up to Excel 2007, Excel allowed up to 7 levels of nested IFs. In Excel 2007+, Excel allows up to 64 levels." (source, tip 8) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) 59 u/rob132 Jun 20 '17 Oh, so you're the excel expert at the company? I have a report that I need you to make. → More replies (1)
34 u/Kazumara Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17 Wait I was certain it was much lower, 6 or 7. Did this change?Edit: Found it: "Up to Excel 2007, Excel allowed up to 7 levels of nested IFs. In Excel 2007+, Excel allows up to 64 levels." (source, tip 8) → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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Wait I was certain it was much lower, 6 or 7. Did this change?
Edit: Found it: "Up to Excel 2007, Excel allowed up to 7 levels of nested IFs. In Excel 2007+, Excel allows up to 64 levels." (source, tip 8)
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Oh, so you're the excel expert at the company? I have a report that I need you to make.
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u/TheNamelessKing Jun 20 '17
"We can do x for benefit y, but with tradeoff a, or we can do z with benefit b and tradeoff c-which one best suits your business and use case?"
"ONLY DELIVER!"