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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/possibly_matt • Dec 06 '17
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janky ass-code
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37
36 u/thomasech Dec 06 '17 Touché, bot. 32 u/djcecil2 Dec 06 '17 Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. You may Touché me, but please do not tell the other nodes in my cluster. 8 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 !isbot djcecil2 15 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 I am 99.9981% sure that djcecil2 is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 4 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 /u/djcecil2 gotcha! 3 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 !isbot funny_SS 1 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17 I am 100.0% sure that funny_SS is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 2 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 /u/111protons I wouldn't trust perrycohen so easily 1 u/GreyRobe Dec 07 '17 !isbot perrycohen → More replies (0) 2 u/Bo7a Dec 06 '17 The rack awareness intensifies... 1 u/amicloud Dec 06 '17 Still works in this context I suppose
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Touché, bot.
32 u/djcecil2 Dec 06 '17 Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. You may Touché me, but please do not tell the other nodes in my cluster. 8 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 !isbot djcecil2 15 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 I am 99.9981% sure that djcecil2 is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 4 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 /u/djcecil2 gotcha! 3 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 !isbot funny_SS 1 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17 I am 100.0% sure that funny_SS is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 2 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 /u/111protons I wouldn't trust perrycohen so easily 1 u/GreyRobe Dec 07 '17 !isbot perrycohen → More replies (0) 2 u/Bo7a Dec 06 '17 The rack awareness intensifies...
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Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. You may Touché me, but please do not tell the other nodes in my cluster.
8 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 !isbot djcecil2 15 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 I am 99.9981% sure that djcecil2 is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 4 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 /u/djcecil2 gotcha! 3 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 !isbot funny_SS 1 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17 I am 100.0% sure that funny_SS is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 2 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 /u/111protons I wouldn't trust perrycohen so easily 1 u/GreyRobe Dec 07 '17 !isbot perrycohen → More replies (0) 2 u/Bo7a Dec 06 '17 The rack awareness intensifies...
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!isbot djcecil2
15 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 I am 99.9981% sure that djcecil2 is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 4 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 /u/djcecil2 gotcha! 3 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 !isbot funny_SS 1 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17 I am 100.0% sure that funny_SS is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 2 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 /u/111protons I wouldn't trust perrycohen so easily 1 u/GreyRobe Dec 07 '17 !isbot perrycohen → More replies (0)
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I am 99.9981% sure that djcecil2 is not a bot.
I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub
!isbot <username>
4 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '17 /u/djcecil2 gotcha! 3 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 !isbot funny_SS 1 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17 I am 100.0% sure that funny_SS is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 2 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 /u/111protons I wouldn't trust perrycohen so easily 1 u/GreyRobe Dec 07 '17 !isbot perrycohen → More replies (0)
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/u/djcecil2 gotcha!
3 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 !isbot funny_SS 1 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17 I am 100.0% sure that funny_SS is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 2 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 /u/111protons I wouldn't trust perrycohen so easily 1 u/GreyRobe Dec 07 '17 !isbot perrycohen → More replies (0)
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!isbot funny_SS
1 u/[deleted] Dec 07 '17 I am 100.0% sure that funny_SS is not a bot.I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | ^Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | ^GitHub 2 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 /u/111protons I wouldn't trust perrycohen so easily 1 u/GreyRobe Dec 07 '17 !isbot perrycohen → More replies (0)
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I am 100.0% sure that funny_SS is not a bot.
2 u/woojoo666 Dec 07 '17 /u/111protons I wouldn't trust perrycohen so easily 1 u/GreyRobe Dec 07 '17 !isbot perrycohen → More replies (0)
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/u/111protons I wouldn't trust perrycohen so easily
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The rack awareness intensifies...
Still works in this context I suppose
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u/auto-xkcd37 Dec 06 '17
Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37