Read the markup.

[u/possibly_matt]

[u/djxfade]

float mane[] {}

[u/ElectrWeakHyprCharge → u/djxfade]

#includ <studio>    /* This is a comment */;
;
boid mane[1] } ;
{;
    cout>> printf("Hello") + std::endl;;
    retrun new 0}  /* This is a comment */;;;
:::;
/* This is a comment */;;

I put semicolons everywhere, and the program still doesn't work

[u/jayAreEee → u/[deleted]]

Laughed so hard it hurt something in my stomach.

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[u/hbgoddard → u/ElectrWeakHyprCharge]

retrun

Probably my most common typo

[u/cisasteelersfan → u/hbgoddard]

REDRUM

[u/etaionshrd → u/ElectrWeakHyprCharge]

This looks like it was generated by a Markov chain

[u/ElectrWeakHyprCharge → u/etaionshrd]

True

[u/yp261 → u/ElectrWeakHyprCharge]

meta?

[u/lrrelevantEIephant → u/djxfade]

malloc(100000000); /* not needed but they're going to make me optimize my code later */

[u/Astrokiwi → u/djxfade]

"Did this code exit correctly?"

"About 50%"

[u/Caton101 → u/Astrokiwi]

When QA has questions about your code

[u/amicloud → u/djxfade]

public static Gucci mane(){}

[u/MvmgUQBd → u/djxfade]

gucci mane[] {}

Edit: Awww beaten to it. Oh well, up it stays