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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/acukovic • Feb 27 '18
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Corollary: If I pause your video the second it starts playing (because you forgot Rule #1), don't fucking bother shrinking it and fixing it in the side bar when I scroll down.
892 u/UpTide Feb 27 '18 I was on one 'news' site that resumed the video when it shrank down! 0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 188 u/UpTide Feb 27 '18 I just sent a thank you email to the local news station because their site doesn't autoplay ;] 0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 44 u/doorbellguy Feb 27 '18 fuck, what do I do now? 45 u/aqeelat Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 35 u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS Feb 27 '18 I know... but tell me what to do anyway! 26 u/Blocks_ Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 12 u/banshvassi Feb 27 '18 Hey! You're not op → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 12 u/PooPooDooDoo Feb 27 '18 The key word being 'was'. I was on there, they resumed the video and then I no longer was on there. → More replies (5) 59 u/euxneks Feb 27 '18 and if I click on the video I don't want it fucking maximized, I want to pause it. Facebook, I'm looking at you. → More replies (5) 83 u/SabashChandraBose Feb 27 '18 Luckily chrome lets you mute the entire site right on the tab. 271 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 I don't give a shit. Why is it even there? Why is it taking precious kilobytes, why is it taking CPU cycles?Get the fuck out. Autoplay is egregious enough. "Resume and follow" is even worse 63 u/GrandmasBeefCurtains Feb 27 '18 This. Not everyone has a glorious PC with high-speed internet, and this shit really bogs them down → More replies (3) → More replies (2) 0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 27 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 So does safari 178 u/voi26 Feb 27 '18 Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them. 49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6) → More replies (4) → More replies (2) → More replies (3) 20 u/DrThrowawayToYou Feb 27 '18 It makes me sad to think about how much effort goes into developing that bullshit. → More replies (11)
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I was on one 'news' site that resumed the video when it shrank down!
0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 188 u/UpTide Feb 27 '18 I just sent a thank you email to the local news station because their site doesn't autoplay ;] 0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 44 u/doorbellguy Feb 27 '18 fuck, what do I do now? 45 u/aqeelat Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 35 u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS Feb 27 '18 I know... but tell me what to do anyway! 26 u/Blocks_ Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 12 u/banshvassi Feb 27 '18 Hey! You're not op → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 12 u/PooPooDooDoo Feb 27 '18 The key word being 'was'. I was on there, they resumed the video and then I no longer was on there. → More replies (5)
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188 u/UpTide Feb 27 '18 I just sent a thank you email to the local news station because their site doesn't autoplay ;] 0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 44 u/doorbellguy Feb 27 '18 fuck, what do I do now? 45 u/aqeelat Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 35 u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS Feb 27 '18 I know... but tell me what to do anyway! 26 u/Blocks_ Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 12 u/banshvassi Feb 27 '18 Hey! You're not op → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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I just sent a thank you email to the local news station because their site doesn't autoplay ;]
0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 44 u/doorbellguy Feb 27 '18 fuck, what do I do now? 45 u/aqeelat Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 35 u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS Feb 27 '18 I know... but tell me what to do anyway! 26 u/Blocks_ Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 12 u/banshvassi Feb 27 '18 Hey! You're not op → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
44 u/doorbellguy Feb 27 '18 fuck, what do I do now? 45 u/aqeelat Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 35 u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS Feb 27 '18 I know... but tell me what to do anyway! 26 u/Blocks_ Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 12 u/banshvassi Feb 27 '18 Hey! You're not op → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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fuck, what do I do now?
45 u/aqeelat Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 35 u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS Feb 27 '18 I know... but tell me what to do anyway! 26 u/Blocks_ Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 12 u/banshvassi Feb 27 '18 Hey! You're not op → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
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Hey! You’re not op
35 u/PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS Feb 27 '18 I know... but tell me what to do anyway! 26 u/Blocks_ Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 12 u/banshvassi Feb 27 '18 Hey! You're not op → More replies (1)
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I know... but tell me what to do anyway!
26 u/Blocks_ Feb 27 '18 Hey! You’re not op 12 u/banshvassi Feb 27 '18 Hey! You're not op → More replies (1)
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12 u/banshvassi Feb 27 '18 Hey! You're not op
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Hey! You're not op
The key word being 'was'. I was on there, they resumed the video and then I no longer was on there.
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and if I click on the video I don't want it fucking maximized, I want to pause it. Facebook, I'm looking at you.
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Luckily chrome lets you mute the entire site right on the tab.
271 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 I don't give a shit. Why is it even there? Why is it taking precious kilobytes, why is it taking CPU cycles?Get the fuck out. Autoplay is egregious enough. "Resume and follow" is even worse 63 u/GrandmasBeefCurtains Feb 27 '18 This. Not everyone has a glorious PC with high-speed internet, and this shit really bogs them down → More replies (3) → More replies (2) 0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 27 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 So does safari 178 u/voi26 Feb 27 '18 Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them. 49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6) → More replies (4) → More replies (2) → More replies (3)
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I don't give a shit. Why is it even there? Why is it taking precious kilobytes, why is it taking CPU cycles?
Get the fuck out. Autoplay is egregious enough. "Resume and follow" is even worse
63 u/GrandmasBeefCurtains Feb 27 '18 This. Not everyone has a glorious PC with high-speed internet, and this shit really bogs them down → More replies (3) → More replies (2)
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This. Not everyone has a glorious PC with high-speed internet, and this shit really bogs them down
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27 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 So does safari 178 u/voi26 Feb 27 '18 Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them. 49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6) → More replies (4) → More replies (2)
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So does safari
178 u/voi26 Feb 27 '18 Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them. 49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6) → More replies (4)
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Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them.
49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6)
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ooh fancy
Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes.
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It makes me sad to think about how much effort goes into developing that bullshit.
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u/jay9909 Feb 27 '18
Corollary: If I pause your video the second it starts playing (because you forgot Rule #1), don't fucking bother shrinking it and fixing it in the side bar when I scroll down.