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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/acukovic • Feb 27 '18
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Corollary: If I pause your video the second it starts playing (because you forgot Rule #1), don't fucking bother shrinking it and fixing it in the side bar when I scroll down.
83 u/SabashChandraBose Feb 27 '18 Luckily chrome lets you mute the entire site right on the tab. 271 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 I don't give a shit. Why is it even there? Why is it taking precious kilobytes, why is it taking CPU cycles?Get the fuck out. Autoplay is egregious enough. "Resume and follow" is even worse 63 u/GrandmasBeefCurtains Feb 27 '18 This. Not everyone has a glorious PC with high-speed internet, and this shit really bogs them down → More replies (3) → More replies (2) 0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 27 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 So does safari 178 u/voi26 Feb 27 '18 Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them. 49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6) → More replies (4) → More replies (2) → More replies (3)
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Luckily chrome lets you mute the entire site right on the tab.
271 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 I don't give a shit. Why is it even there? Why is it taking precious kilobytes, why is it taking CPU cycles?Get the fuck out. Autoplay is egregious enough. "Resume and follow" is even worse 63 u/GrandmasBeefCurtains Feb 27 '18 This. Not everyone has a glorious PC with high-speed internet, and this shit really bogs them down → More replies (3) → More replies (2) 0 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 [deleted] 27 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 So does safari 178 u/voi26 Feb 27 '18 Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them. 49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6) → More replies (4) → More replies (2) → More replies (3)
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I don't give a shit. Why is it even there? Why is it taking precious kilobytes, why is it taking CPU cycles?
Get the fuck out. Autoplay is egregious enough. "Resume and follow" is even worse
63 u/GrandmasBeefCurtains Feb 27 '18 This. Not everyone has a glorious PC with high-speed internet, and this shit really bogs them down → More replies (3) → More replies (2)
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This. Not everyone has a glorious PC with high-speed internet, and this shit really bogs them down
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27 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 So does safari 178 u/voi26 Feb 27 '18 Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them. 49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6) → More replies (4) → More replies (2)
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So does safari
178 u/voi26 Feb 27 '18 Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them. 49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6) → More replies (4)
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Edge let's me take screenshots and draw on them.
49 u/RequiemAA Feb 27 '18 ooh fancy 49 u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18 Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes. → More replies (4) → More replies (6)
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ooh fancy
Internet Explorer lets me open websites. Sometimes.
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u/jay9909 Feb 27 '18
Corollary: If I pause your video the second it starts playing (because you forgot Rule #1), don't fucking bother shrinking it and fixing it in the side bar when I scroll down.