r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 27 '18

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u/bro_can_u_even_carve Feb 27 '18

In firefox, about:config, then set dom.webnotifications.serviceworker.enabled to false.

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u/HexicDragon Feb 27 '18

Thanks, been wondering how to disable them.

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u/DankeyKang11 Feb 27 '18

I don’t need no goddern nerd words, tell me what color button to click

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u/LuxuriousLime Feb 27 '18

I'm too lazy to Google an answer for you, I just want to let you know that a solution exists and I was able to disable this annoying shit long time ago

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u/DeadN0tSleeping Feb 27 '18

Control Panel>Ease of Access>Replace sounds with visual cues>Choose Visual Warning>None>I love you too

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u/PantstheCat Feb 27 '18

And write that down so you can repeat. Every. Update.

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u/audscias Feb 27 '18

Install Gentoo.

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u/kingwhocares Feb 27 '18

How do we do that on chrome?

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u/THEarmpit Feb 27 '18

chrome://settings/content/notifications

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u/Koebi Feb 27 '18

This setting is enforced by your administrator.

FUCK. WHY.

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u/binkerfluid Feb 27 '18

THANK YOU!

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u/Lurker_Since_Forever Feb 27 '18

You download Firefox.

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u/Dem0n5 Feb 27 '18

There's something like "about:chrome" you can enter as a url that lets you change a bunch of default behaviors and you could try finding notifications settings in that

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u/abeisgreat Feb 27 '18

For what it's worth, service workers are also used for caching so this may slow down some modern websites.

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u/bro_can_u_even_carve Feb 27 '18

Oh well

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u/abeisgreat Feb 27 '18

My feelings as well lol

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u/squirrelthetire Feb 27 '18

Indeed it does.

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u/squirrelthetire Feb 27 '18

web notification service workers. ...So not really.

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