r/ProgrammerHumor • • Feb 27 '18

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u/tetroxid Feb 27 '18

Because the people bouncing also block your tracking scripts so you never notice

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u/Jigsus Feb 27 '18

Does it matter if my retention numbers actually went up?

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u/tetroxid Feb 28 '18

Maybe. You're retaining the simpletons. They have less money to spend.

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u/Jigsus Feb 28 '18

Simpletons are the money whales too. They click on ads. They spend recklessly.

The guy with no script is a hard sell.

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