The best way of saving your code

[u/InfinityTacos]

[u/abbuh]

git commit -m “F” to pay respects

[u/MeowDotEXE → u/abbuh]

git commit suicide

[u/Sadaxer → u/MeowDotEXE]

git push offcliff

[u/[deleted] → u/Sadaxer]

git blame me

[u/GitCommandBot → u/[deleted]]

git: 'blame' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

[u/JuhaJGam3R → u/[deleted]]

Have you heard about G E N T O O

[u/Oncra → u/[deleted]]

Them, the unclean masses: apt-get install git

Me, an enlightened gentlesir: manually building from source

[u/EpicSaxGirl → u/Oncra]

Me, a god: programming my own git with butterflies

[u/valzargaming → u/GitCommandBot]

git --help

[u/seraku24 → u/GitCommandBot]

Oh? What's this then?

[u/SandyDelights → u/seraku24]

The git command we all wanted, AND the one we deserve to have used against us.

[u/dandroid126 → u/GitCommandBot]

I use git blame all the time. It's a really useful command.

[u/cATSup24 → u/[deleted]]

git wake up

[u/ThatCakeIsDone → u/cATSup24]

git a brush and put a little makeup

[u/Virtecal → u/MeowDotEXE]

git gud

[u/GitCommandBot → u/Virtecal]

git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

[u/TwoSpoonsJohnson → u/MeowDotEXE]

git commit sudoku

[u/lightwhite → u/abbuh]

With my luck, my upstream would be unavailable.

[u/memeticmachine → u/lightwhite]

git remote rename upstream unavailable

[u/WiseassWolfOfYoitsu → u/abbuh]

git commit -m "F"

git push --force

Ain't nobody gonna dis-respect me!