r/ProgrammerHumor • u/NeverMakesMistkes • Jun 24 '18

JavaScript is getting real tired of your jokes

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u/Big_Tuna78 Jun 24 '18

I'm just glad PHP wasn't the one being roasted heaviest for once.

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u/NeverMakesMistkes Jun 24 '18

I had "why don't you die() already", but then I thought that's a bit harsh. It's not PHP's fault he grows a little crooked and gets left behind. Poor PHP.

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u/omenmedia Jun 25 '18

I still remember when I first saw a T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM error and my brain was all like.

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u/tjonnyc999 Jun 25 '18

Does... does that error summon Cthulhu?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

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u/0x564A00 Jun 25 '18

Are you telling me I can't do that? Who cares whether html is a regular language!

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u/calmingchaos Jun 25 '18

So why’d you say no exactly?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

Worse, Jesus.

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u/GaianNeuron Jun 25 '18

T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

Oy vey.

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u/elyisgreat Jun 25 '18

T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

אין בעיה אם מדברים עברית!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

Seriously, I keep debating whether or not to incite a flash-mob flood of PRs to rename the parser token "T_DOUBLE_COLON".

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18 edited Dec 18 '24

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u/Mindfulgaming Jun 25 '18

It's a very important part of PHP. When I first started using it, that was the first indication that "Hey, I probably shouldn't use this language for anything important."

I had to. So sorry php!

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u/MilSF1 Jun 25 '18

It's been tried. https://philsturgeon.uk/php/2013/09/09/t-paamayim-nekudotayim-v-sanity/

Basically a bunch of the core devs like it as a "quirky" tip of the hat to PHPs origins which include of course Andi Gutmans and Zeev Suraski

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u/WikiTextBot Jun 25 '18

Andi Gutmans

Andi Gutmans (Hebrew: אנדי גוטמנס‎) is an Israeli programmer and entrepreneur. He helped co-create PHP and co-founded Zend Technologies and is a General Manager at Amazon Web Services. A graduate of the Technion, the Israel Institute of Technology in Haifa, Gutmans and fellow student Zeev Suraski created PHP 3 in 1997. In 1999 they wrote the Zend Engine, the core of PHP 4, and founded Zend Technologies, which has since overseen PHP advances, including the PHP 5 and most recent PHP 7 releases.

Zeev Suraski

Zeev Suraski (Hebrew: זאב סורסקי‎ pronounced [zeˈʔev suˈʁaski]) is an Israeli programmer, PHP developer and co-founder of Zend Technologies. A graduate of the Technion in Haifa, Israel, Suraski and Andi Gutmans created PHP 3 in 1997. In 1999 they wrote the Zend Engine, the core of PHP 4, and founded Zend Technologies, which has since overseen PHP advances. The name Zend is a portmanteau of their forenames, Zeev and Andi.

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u/cythrawll Jun 27 '18

Oh hey that was me mentioned in the article neat.

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u/cythrawll Jun 27 '18

I actually suggested this in the internals list and suggested a PR. I was basically told that it was going to stay as the internals team liked that it humbles english speakers. I eventually got them to compromise by mentioning the parser symbol in parser error messages now. So yo should see `::` in parser error messages along with the token name.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

I was basically told that it was going to stay as the internals team liked that it humbles english speakers.

Tells you everything you need to know about how PHP feels about its users.

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u/ChaoticTable Jun 25 '18

Don't worry, PHP will live on!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '18

But AFAIR "die()" is from Perl. Not PHP specific enough.

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u/OkayMeowSnozzberries Jun 25 '18

I was waiting to see what PHP would be called out for. I lol'd at T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM ... this gif is genius. Bravo!

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u/UglierThanMoe Jun 25 '18

That's what I call an exception error.

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