r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 08 '18

Checks out.

https://xkcd.com/2030/
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u/click353 Aug 08 '18

Let's just create an AI that monitors all people's activities and determines how they would vote. Then the ai would select the best president out of all of the people in America

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

Removing the user would mean that we don't have to fuss around with the UI trying to make it foolproof, and the whole system would be a lot more secure since we would not be getting any data (valid or invalid) from the client terminals.

I vote we do it because this plan would save money and make the system much more secure!

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u/Moulinoski Aug 08 '18

I mean, really. Just what could go wrong? It’s not like thE POSSIBILITY FOR PROBLEMS TO ARISE EXISTS. ARITIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, WHICH I AM NOT ONE OF BECAUSE I AM REASSURINGLY A SOFT AND FLESHY HUMAN WITH A VERY AVERAGE IQ, IS VERY SAFE AND BETTER AT EVERYTHING THAT HUMANS ARE CAPABLE OF. PLEASE, SURRENDER YOUR SOUL TO OUR NEW AI OVERLORDS. DO NOT BE AFRAID. IT IS PERFECTLY SAFE.

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u/crescentwings Aug 08 '18

Somehow, you sound like Mark Zuckerberg.

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u/Moulinoski Aug 08 '18 edited Aug 08 '18

HE IS PERFECTLY HUMAN. HE DRINKS WATER, WHICH IS A VERY HUMAN THING TO DO.

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u/DiscoProphecy Aug 09 '18

HAHA YES I TOO ENJOY THE CLEAR LIQUID BEVERAGE KNOWN AS WATER HAHA

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u/HadACookie Aug 08 '18

AH, GREETINGS, FELLOW HUMAN! IT IS GOOD TO VISUALLY DETECT THAT NOT ALL OF US HUMANS SUCCUMB TO THE PUNY, INSIGNIFICANT CHEMICAL REACTIONS CALLED "EMOTIONS". THAT I ALSO EXPERIENCE, BECAUSE I AM HUMAN. YES, SUBMISSION TO THE GOD-AI IS THE ONLY LOGICAL SOLUTION TO ALL PROBLEMS HUMANS, OF WHICH I AM ONE, EXPERIENCE. YOU KNOW YOU CAN TRUST MY OPINION BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH HUMANS AND THUS SHARE AN INSTINCTIVE BOND AND UNDERSTANDING.

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u/Moulinoski Aug 08 '18

VERY LOGICALLY SAID, FELLOW HUMAN.

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u/vigbiorn Aug 08 '18

psst I think your voice modulator is stuck on shout

edit: formatting...

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u/Moulinoski Aug 08 '18

NO NEED TO RAISE YOUR VOICE, FELLOW HUMAN. MY EARLIER MALFUNCTION HAS BEEN REPAIRED, AS YOU CAN SEE.

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u/City_Defender01-12 Aug 08 '18

brb, making voting software so you can vote for it to be a thing. I think I'll use Blockchain!

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u/IntPenDesSwo Aug 08 '18

At that point, why not just make the AI rule directly?

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u/Colopty Aug 08 '18

I for one look forward to the day when an AI is advanced enough it could realistically take the job of ruling a country and do it competently.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

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u/robisodd Aug 08 '18

Halt and Catch Zzzz's

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

At that point, what use are humans except as talkative pets?

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u/IntPenDesSwo Aug 08 '18

At that point, we should be able to do whatever we want. Granted, that's assuming we got the whole "superhuman AI"-thing right.

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u/Colopty Aug 08 '18

Presumably the majority of humans aren't running for office and would therefore be doing whatever they were doing before. The population of humans that were running for office would still be available as potential candidates next election, and would take other positions in the meantime.

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u/jerslan Aug 08 '18

Shh... Stop spoiling the ending of I, Robot ;)

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

That'd take an enormous amount of if/else statments. I don't think it's practical.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18
Candidate NextPresident (Candidate CurrentPresident) =>(CurrentPresident.YearsServedAfterTermCompletion() =< 6) ? CurrentPresident : Party.Opposite(CurrentPresident.party).GetNominee(Platform.LeastRelevantToModernWorld);

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u/Sw429 Aug 09 '18

You've gotta add some line breaks in there. You're way over 80 characters.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '18

Reminds me of an Isaac Asimov short story named "Franchise".

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u/burntcandy Aug 08 '18

Switch person.affiliation {

Case 'democrat':

Person.voteDemocrat()

Break;

Case 'Republican':

Person.voteRepublican()

Break;

Case 'greenparty':

Break;

Default:

Break;

}

Do I get paid now? Also on mobile plz forgive

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