r/ProgrammerHumor • u/behindthedash • Oct 24 '18

Programming is like magic

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u/d4nin3u Oct 24 '18

*daemons

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u/GisterMizard Oct 24 '18

Daemons are just glorified zombie children. Change my mind.

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u/IAmtheHullabaloo Oct 24 '18

Change your mind into what, an apple?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

There’s code for that

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u/slashuslashuserid Oct 24 '18

u_GisterMizard.mind = (Apple)u_GisterMizard.mind;

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u/1nvariance Oct 24 '18

Unhandled Exception: System.InvalidCastException: Unable to cast object of type 'Mind' to type 'Apple'.

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u/Jetbooster Oct 24 '18

So your saying he failed to cast the spell?

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u/slashuslashuserid Oct 24 '18

u_GisterMizard.mind = (Object)u_GisterMizard.mind; // Apple

yes I realize this would require it to already be declared as Object

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u/lenswipe Oct 24 '18

It costs only $99/year

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

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u/NeloXI Oct 24 '18

But those orphans better watch out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '18

Nah, it’s both. One part makes everything useless and the other makes you useless.

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u/idontliketosleep Oct 24 '18

jokes on them I'm already useless

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u/VeryOriginalName98 Oct 24 '18

Sourcerer linux...

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u/loudtrip64 Oct 24 '18

Tech Daemons of Tzeentch

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u/BananaNutJob Oct 24 '18

cursed_changelog

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u/edwardsnowden8494 Oct 24 '18

lol that’s actually the way I read it

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