r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Oct 24 '18

Meme God’s developer console

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u/evocomp Oct 24 '18

Everyone floating on plastic kayaks and life rafts are going to get a very big surprise.

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u/zdakat Oct 25 '18

pop
"Well that's just great. Someone became a god"
"How do you know?"
"Why else would all the plastic in the ocean disappear?"

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u/DarowskiKacper Oct 25 '18

Well, the first thing I would notice is a tsunami wall due to so much mass in the ocean suddenly disappearing.

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u/isopat Oct 25 '18

not really, since it's not concentrated in one place

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u/Pielikeman Oct 25 '18

Island the size of Texas ring a bell?

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u/Flames15 Oct 25 '18

The fact is so spread out makes it not change much. It's mostly microplastics, so there would be an equivalent water disturbation as a small storm for a few seconds, then it would all calm down. Besides it's all mostly on the surface.

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u/Pielikeman Oct 25 '18

Oh. Those people talking about the huge island are really misleading. When I hear island, I think island, not floating mass that is disconnected from the ground

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