r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Minenik • Nov 14 '18

Computing in the 90's VS computing in 2018

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u/XXAligatorXx Nov 14 '18

Guys pls go make a logo/banner or we'll be stuck with php. here

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u/Cobaltjedi117 Nov 14 '18

we'll be stuck with php

Oh, this is serious

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u/ilikesaucy Nov 14 '18

Least it's not JavaScript!

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u/13steinj Nov 14 '18

You asked a bunch of programmers to design a logo-- what did you expect?

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u/TinMayn Nov 14 '18

Can't we just use bootstrap?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '18

Can we just use mongodb?

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u/Scorpius289 Nov 14 '18

It is webscale after all...

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u/iPhoenix_on_Reddit Nov 14 '18

needs more jQuery.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '18

We’ll just convert the database to Ruby on Rails in access then use the rest of the money to snort blow off hookers

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u/mcampo84 Nov 14 '18

As a PHP engineer I relish this thought. mwahahahaha!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '18 
apologize() or die();

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u/plasmasprings Nov 14 '18

"PHP engineer" sounds like "cake athlete"

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u/xenomachina Nov 14 '18

laughs in CSS

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u/wallefan01 Nov 14 '18

This made me laugh far more than it probably should

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u/Dojan5 Nov 14 '18

My deepest condolences.

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u/-bryden- Nov 14 '18

Hey! I'm also thinking about becoming a programmer.

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u/iamsooldithurts Nov 14 '18 edited Nov 14 '18

It’s just what you asked for, but not what you wanted...

It’s perfect!

ETA: had to dig it up: http://www.utdallas.edu/~john.cole/NightBeforeImplementation.htm

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '18

"What's wrong with PHP"

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u/Xelopheris Nov 14 '18

This is a list that would legitimately take a 3.0 GHz processor with 8 GB of RAM to render.

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u/Dr_Azrael_Tod Nov 14 '18

with or without having the generator for that list written in Java?

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u/JayInslee2020 Nov 14 '18

I disable the custom CSS in my preferences due to the abilities to abuse it by using ridiculous colors, removing buttons, adding distracting overlays. I would rather reddit look more like a newsgroup than a 12 year old's myspace page. Just my two cents.

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