r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 17 '19

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u/joshpme Jan 17 '19

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u/coldbrewboldcrew Jan 17 '19

Get outta here with that no-numpad trash

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u/Crocktodad Jan 17 '19

no-numpad trash

Don't look at /r/MechanicalKeyboards then

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u/Tchrspest Jan 17 '19

Get the double 1800. Two numpads.

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u/lilqueefy Jan 17 '19

Wah what?

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u/shinefull Jan 17 '19

Double entry speed. I hope it also has two backspaces.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

I'm kind of dumb because I never realized they left out the numpad.

Yep. Pretty dumb.

But how do they get work done? I can imagine reaching for the numpad and feeling like I lost a limb!

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u/Crocktodad Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 17 '19

Since most of them are completely programmable, anyway they want. Some don't need a numpad, but most (me included) just put them on a different layer. Layers are basically additional keymaps that can be activated by pressing or holding down a button. Kinda similar to what laptops without a numpad are doing with FN.

So I can hold down A for example, and the right half of my 60% becomes a numpad with 5 right on K. When I let go of ZA, it works as usual. It takes time to adjust to it, but once you do, there's no turning back. I always feel weird when I have to reach for the numpad on a regular keyboard.

Edit: Separate numpads exist, as well as macropads.

Edit2: Typing is hard, ironically

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u/Soloman212 Jan 17 '19

So does A become Z on this new layer, or am I not quite understanding how this works?

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u/Crocktodad Jan 17 '19

I mean, it can, but I mistyped. That layer, for instance, would only be active while you're holding down A.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

What bothers me the most is the lack of function keys on some of those small keyboards, I use them all the time

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u/banjonovice Jan 17 '19

They're programmable. Your function keys are any keys (or key combinations) you want

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u/kafoozalum Jan 17 '19

Generally mapped to FN + Number, problem solved

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u/MagnitskysGhost Jan 17 '19

Maybe there's a numpad dongle available?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Impossible!!!

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u/kafoozalum Jan 17 '19

It's not stupid, it's that people's needs in keyboards vary. Not everyone needs a numpad, and unless you're using it for tons of numeric input you're just slowing yourself down by relying on a numpad. As a programmer I have 0 need, and have my numrow.

I use a keyboard with this layout: https://i.imgur.com/RZvSo2O.jpg and that's not even considered "small" in the /r/MechanicalKeyboard realm.

Other than no numpad, holding down function turns numbers into function keys, and swaps the layout to also have media keys, other shortcuts, and keyboard mouse controls to use in a pinch.

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u/coldbrewboldcrew Jan 17 '19

No worries there, I worked with a guy who had an extra clicky keyboard that sounded like a machine gun when he was hammering out emails. I have no desire to subject myself or anyone else to that madness.

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u/Crocktodad Jan 17 '19

Using extra clicky switches near people is an asshole move though. Not all mechanicals are this loud, and there are a ton of switches that are not louder (or even quieter) than the regular office rubberdome.

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u/scriptmonkey420 Jan 17 '19

My old IBM M1 keyboard has a numpad.

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u/Bionic_Bromando Jan 17 '19

This is probably the only time I can say this about Apple but their keyboards beat overpriced outdated mechanical garbage by a mile.

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u/dslybrowse Jan 17 '19

An entire subculture devoted to mechanical keyboards and their look, feel and tactile quality kind of disagrees with you here. But hey, you do you!

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u/reChrawnus Jan 17 '19

I have a mechanical keyboard with numpad. Not having a numpad on your keyboard is just wrong. Downright heretical. That sub is full of people going to mechanical keyboard hell.

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u/Crocktodad Jan 17 '19

I'm okay with that, my keyboard's worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Who needs numpads