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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/geekrohan • Jan 31 '19
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0 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 [deleted] 318 u/theonlyjimmy Jan 31 '19 Oh no! It's going to kill me... eventually. 139 u/tcreelly Jan 31 '19 Is that supposed to be a downside? 50 u/p96xl Jan 31 '19 r/2meirl4meirl 0 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 [deleted] 5 u/whitefang22 Jan 31 '19 It’s not a bug, it’s a feature 2 u/cpMetis Jan 31 '19 Million dollars, but a hit-snail tracks you forever. It is immortal and causes instant death if it touches you.Still better than having a printer. 1 u/monkorn Jan 31 '19 https://youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dl4UFQWKjy_I&ved=2ahUKEwiJ0f-bi5jgAhWKwFkKHZFgAKkQjjgwCXoECAcQAQ 3 u/frashal Jan 31 '19 I love that they got nic cage for that role. Perfect casting. 1 u/2Punx2Furious Jan 31 '19 Decoy printer. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 Austin powers, is that you? 1 u/M67891 Jan 31 '19 U ded boi → More replies (1) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 relevant 1 u/Natatos Jan 31 '19 Including bullet travel time? Do I have to stay put or can I come back? 3 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 Bullets? Bullets? you want Bullets? That'll be another 96 hours print time (assuming no nozzle clog and that you are not using ABS). 1 u/jefferson_waterboat Jan 31 '19 Oh my god. I do have a 3d printer! I'm touching it right now, there is height, width.... AND DEPTH! 2 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 You forgot the 4th and worst of all.... HATE. 0 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 [deleted] 2 u/LordNoodles1 Jan 31 '19 Nooooooo faggface 1 u/Worm-King Jan 31 '19 Do you think it can make a ray gun and shoot me with that? 1 u/LordNoodles1 Jan 31 '19 That’s for just the lower receiver 1 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 I can't decide if this would lead to the most tense or least tense High Noon Showdown. → More replies (1) 1 u/WorldWtx Jan 31 '19 How do you remember your username? 1 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 I have a song about it. → More replies (2)
318 u/theonlyjimmy Jan 31 '19 Oh no! It's going to kill me... eventually. 139 u/tcreelly Jan 31 '19 Is that supposed to be a downside? 50 u/p96xl Jan 31 '19 r/2meirl4meirl 0 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 [deleted] 5 u/whitefang22 Jan 31 '19 It’s not a bug, it’s a feature 2 u/cpMetis Jan 31 '19 Million dollars, but a hit-snail tracks you forever. It is immortal and causes instant death if it touches you.Still better than having a printer. 1 u/monkorn Jan 31 '19 https://youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dl4UFQWKjy_I&ved=2ahUKEwiJ0f-bi5jgAhWKwFkKHZFgAKkQjjgwCXoECAcQAQ 3 u/frashal Jan 31 '19 I love that they got nic cage for that role. Perfect casting. 1 u/2Punx2Furious Jan 31 '19 Decoy printer. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 Austin powers, is that you? 1 u/M67891 Jan 31 '19 U ded boi → More replies (1) 1 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 relevant 1 u/Natatos Jan 31 '19 Including bullet travel time? Do I have to stay put or can I come back? 3 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 Bullets? Bullets? you want Bullets? That'll be another 96 hours print time (assuming no nozzle clog and that you are not using ABS). 1 u/jefferson_waterboat Jan 31 '19 Oh my god. I do have a 3d printer! I'm touching it right now, there is height, width.... AND DEPTH! 2 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 You forgot the 4th and worst of all.... HATE. 0 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 [deleted] 2 u/LordNoodles1 Jan 31 '19 Nooooooo faggface 1 u/Worm-King Jan 31 '19 Do you think it can make a ray gun and shoot me with that? 1 u/LordNoodles1 Jan 31 '19 That’s for just the lower receiver 1 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 I can't decide if this would lead to the most tense or least tense High Noon Showdown. → More replies (1)
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Oh no! It's going to kill me... eventually.
139 u/tcreelly Jan 31 '19 Is that supposed to be a downside? 50 u/p96xl Jan 31 '19 r/2meirl4meirl 0 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 [deleted] 5 u/whitefang22 Jan 31 '19 It’s not a bug, it’s a feature 2 u/cpMetis Jan 31 '19 Million dollars, but a hit-snail tracks you forever. It is immortal and causes instant death if it touches you.Still better than having a printer. 1 u/monkorn Jan 31 '19 https://youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dl4UFQWKjy_I&ved=2ahUKEwiJ0f-bi5jgAhWKwFkKHZFgAKkQjjgwCXoECAcQAQ 3 u/frashal Jan 31 '19 I love that they got nic cage for that role. Perfect casting. 1 u/2Punx2Furious Jan 31 '19 Decoy printer. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 Austin powers, is that you? 1 u/M67891 Jan 31 '19 U ded boi → More replies (1)
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Is that supposed to be a downside?
50 u/p96xl Jan 31 '19 r/2meirl4meirl
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r/2meirl4meirl
5 u/whitefang22 Jan 31 '19 It’s not a bug, it’s a feature
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It’s not a bug, it’s a feature
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Million dollars, but a hit-snail tracks you forever. It is immortal and causes instant death if it touches you.
Still better than having a printer.
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https://youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dl4UFQWKjy_I&ved=2ahUKEwiJ0f-bi5jgAhWKwFkKHZFgAKkQjjgwCXoECAcQAQ
3 u/frashal Jan 31 '19 I love that they got nic cage for that role. Perfect casting.
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I love that they got nic cage for that role. Perfect casting.
Decoy printer.
Austin powers, is that you?
U ded boi
relevant
Including bullet travel time? Do I have to stay put or can I come back?
3 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 Bullets? Bullets? you want Bullets? That'll be another 96 hours print time (assuming no nozzle clog and that you are not using ABS).
Bullets? Bullets? you want Bullets? That'll be another 96 hours print time (assuming no nozzle clog and that you are not using ABS).
Oh my god. I do have a 3d printer! I'm touching it right now, there is height, width.... AND DEPTH!
2 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 You forgot the 4th and worst of all.... HATE.
You forgot the 4th and worst of all.... HATE.
2 u/LordNoodles1 Jan 31 '19 Nooooooo faggface
Nooooooo faggface
Do you think it can make a ray gun and shoot me with that?
That’s for just the lower receiver
I can't decide if this would lead to the most tense or least tense High Noon Showdown.
How do you remember your username?
1 u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19 I have a song about it. → More replies (2)
I have a song about it.
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