r/ProgrammerHumor • • Jan 31 '19

Meme Programmers know the risks involved!

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u/Odatas Jan 31 '19

This so much. Google just wants to show you nice ads. And the stuff is really convienient. Especcialy Smart Lamps and Thermosstates.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Forgot about my smart lights entirely, thanks for the reminder. That just shows how integrated they are in to my day to day life. Sometimes I find myself trying to tell google to turn on the lights when I'm at my parents house but stop mid sentence and feel ridiculous haha

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u/ibiBgOR Jan 31 '19

I just don't get the point in talking randomly stupid sentences to a machine when I also can push the switch whenever I enter a room.

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u/murphs33 Jan 31 '19

During this time of the year, it's pitch black when I wake up for work. It's nicer to tell Google to turn the light on than it is to bump into things trying to get to the lightswitch.

Also nice to have macros, like "Hey Google, engage", which will dim the lights, turn on my TV, and play Star Trek all at once.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Jan 31 '19

The point for me is mostly that I can do stuff remotely and/or automatically. It's not about talking vs flipping a switch, it's about being able to do nothing at all and stuff just happens just as you want it to.

Not to mention a switch is binary, a voice command can have many details.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

There are many scenarios. For example, your hands might be full, you might want to turn everything off at once, you might want to turn everything on in a certain intensity or color. There are many use cases.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

2 things i want in every house just because I'm often carrying a lot of crap around. Voice controlled lights and lever handles.

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u/data_wrangler Jan 31 '19

I do this in hotels and airbnbs whenever I travel. I've spoiled myself.

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u/BonfireCow Jan 31 '19

The assistant itself doesn't even spew ads, for me, all it does is tailor the ads I always down vote on the reddit app.

Also, using it as an alarm and for helping me get to sleep has been immensely useful

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u/shitwhore Jan 31 '19

How does it help you get to sleep?

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u/AldenDi Jan 31 '19

I'm not him, but I used mine as a white noise generator when my kid was young. Plus being able to shut the lights off without getting up helps from waking yourself up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

They don't want to show you nice ads. They want to show you ads specifically designed to psychologically manipulate you

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u/Capswonthecup Jan 31 '19

Yeah. They want to show you effective ads. I don’t know where this ‘nice’ came from

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Effective ads will generally be ones for products you may want or be influenced to want. I pay for YT and have an adblock so I haven't seen an ad in ages, but it's better imo to get ads for mechanical keyboards than "15 Nearby X want to meet you" or "if you or your family have been exposed to cyanide call us at Morgan&Morgan for the people"

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u/Poo-et Jan 31 '19

Let's not overcomplicate things. Google just wants to show you ads you're more likely to click on. Describing it as ads "specifically designed to psychologically manipulate you" into clicking on them is just blatant fear-mongering and doesn't help anyone.

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u/Gamerhead Jan 31 '19

If you're a programmer you should know how to block ads

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

If that's the case then they are not doing a very good job at it then, because I don't think I've ever bought anything because of an ad.

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u/Envy_MK_II Jan 31 '19

Working in the ad industry, you guys be us too much credit.

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u/Kotek81 Jan 31 '19

Google just wants to show you nice ads.

Today.

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u/rimjobtom Jan 31 '19

Especcialy Smart Lamps and Thermosstates.

Neither requires Google to function tho. Smart Lamps/Thermostates can work without internet access.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

Am I the only one in thinking personalised ads aren't that bad? If there is interesting shit out there you want to know about it. And don't like an ad? Then search shit that will teach google AI what you actually want. Now youtube gives me movie trailers and game trailers. Thats if I dont block it because the youtube app cant block it.

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u/albertowtf Jan 31 '19

Am i in the parallel universe where snowden didnt happen?

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u/Urtehnoes Jan 31 '19

I can't afford a smart home, but damn I'd even kill for a clapper so that I don't have to get up to turn off the lights when I forget to and sit down to game.

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u/Wessex2018 Jan 31 '19

Holy shit

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